Pfc. Alvin Korwin Quotes in At War with the Army (1950)

Pfc. Alvin Korwin: I'm warning you, you're driving me crazy.

1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli: That's no drive, that's a short putt!

Pfc. Alvin Korwin: Remember that song we wrote together?

1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli: Yeah, what about it?

Pfc. Alvin Korwin: We got a telegram from the music publisher and he wants us to put the song on a record and send it to him right away.

1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli: Go ahead and make a record of it.

Pfc. Alvin Korwin: No, I want you should record it.

1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli: Get Bing Crosby.

Pfc. Alvin Korwin: I like you better.