Petey Quotes in Setup (2011)

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Petey Quotes:

  • [last lines]

    Petey: [ironically] RELAX... I know how to handle a fucking gun!

    [last lines]

    G Money: I can't have you around here no more... bad for buisness

    G Money: [Petey's been shot] I told him not to fuck around with those guns... but he had to be a lone fucking ranger

  • Franklin Bean: What are you singing, Petey?

    Petey: Erm... I just kind of made it up as I went along, really.

    Franklin Bean: That's just weak songwriting! You wrote a bad song, Petey!

  • Petey: [singing around a campfire with his banjo] 'Bout a handsome little fox let me sing you folks a yarn. / Hey, diddle-dee daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum! / 'Twas a splendid little feller full of wit 'n' grace 'n' charm. / Say, zippy-zee zappa-za yappy-yo doodle-dum! / Well, like any little critter needin' vittels for his littl'uns, / Well, he stole, and he cheated, and he lied just to survive. / With a doodle-dum diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum!

    Other singers: Doodle-dum diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum!

    Petey: Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee!

    Other singers: Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee!

    Petey: Doo-dah doo-day day...

    Petey: Let me take a little tick now to color in the scene: / 'Cross the valley lived three yokels name of Boggis, Bunce, and Bean. / Now these three crazy jackies had our hero on the run. / Shot the tail off the cuss with a fox-shootin' gun. / But that stylish little fox was as clever as a whip / Dug as quick as a gopher that was hyper-ack-a-tive.

    Other singers: Yeah!

    Petey: Now those three farmers sit 'twhere there's a hole 'twas once a hill. / Singin' diddle-dee daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum! / And as far as I can reckon they're a-settin' up there still. Singin' zippy-zee zappa-za yappy-yo...

    Franklin Bean: [standing behind him] What are you singing, Petey?

    Petey: Just... just making it up as I went- as I went along, really.

    Franklin Bean: That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey!

  • Petey: [dressed as the Slasher] I made this for you, Uncle Robbie.

    Robbie: [takes it] Aw, thanks, Freddy Kruger.

    Robbie: [sees it's the wedding photo of himself and Linda, who he's drawn red devil's horns on] That's not nice... Very creative, though.

  • Robbie: Hey, the goofball brothers!

    Tyler: Is it true you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown?

    Robbie: What? No!

    Petey: Nervous breakdown! Nervous breakdown!

    Robbie: Who said that?

    Tyler: Everybody's been saying that.

    Robbie: Everybody? You're eight years old... the only people you know are your parents!

    Tyler: Is it true you're going to end up in a mental institution?

    Petey: Cuckoo's nest! Cuckoo's nest!

  • Petey: Hey Linda, you're a bitch.

    Robbie: Thanks Petey, go back into the house. He might have Tourette Syndrome. We're looking into it.

  • [Petey and Jeff watch Meta walking away]

    Petey: Nice!

    Jeff Bailey: Awfully cold around the heart.

  • May: What are you making, Petey?

    Petey: An ashtray.

    May: You smoke?

    Petey: No.

    May: Then why are you making an ashtray?

    Petey: [sniffs May's breath] You smoke.

    May: Yes, I do.

    Petey: Then you can have it when I'm done.

  • [May meets the boss at the daycare center and her first blind child]

    Lucille: May Canady? Lucille! Let's introduce you to the kids.

    May: Do you think I could meet her first?

    Lucille: Who Petey? You could try, she usually likes to be left alone.

    May: Nobody likes to be alone.

    Lucille: Hey Petey, I've got someone here who wants to meet you!

    Petey: Go away sniggle head.

    Lucille: You are so mean to me Petey.

    [Lucille curls her long finger nails towards Petey]

    Lucille: Good luck!

  • Petey: I'm gonna get them silly son of a bitches. Let's make it.

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