Peter Potter Quotes in Carry on Camping (1969)

Charlie Muggins: My name's Muggins.

Peter Potter: That doesn't surprise me.

Peter Potter: Hello darling, Oh No.

Harriet Potter: Hello Peter darling, I'm just checking on the camping gear.

Peter Potter: So I see.

Harriet Potter: Did you have a good day?

Peter Potter: Oh not bad, got drunk at lunchtime, went to a strip club and ended up in bed with a popsy.

Miss Dawn Brakes: Excuse me, is this the train to the beauty contest?

Peter Potter: Yes, that's right.

Miss Dawn Brakes: Oh good.

[to Paula]

Miss Dawn Brakes: Are you coming?

Paula Perkins: Certainly not!

[Miss Dawn Brakes looks Paula Perkins up and down]

Miss Dawn Brakes: Perhaps you're right.

[Looking into the carriage; to Peter]

Miss Dawn Brakes: Are you in this one?

Peter Potter: That's right, I am.

Miss Dawn Brakes: I'll join you then.

Paula Perkins: [Suspiciously] You didn't tell me anything about a beauty contest!

Peter Potter: I think I'd better go!

Miss Bangor: Excuse me, are you going to Fircombe?

Peter Potter: This train's going there, yes.

[at the railway station, Susan asks Peter where the train is going in a flirtatious manner]

Susan Brooks: Are we all right for Fircombe?

Peter Potter: [eyes glued on Susan] I'm sure you are!

Paula Perkins: I'm beginning to see why you don't want me down there.