Pete Farrelly Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)
Pete Farrelly Quotes:
Bobby Farrelly: [epilogue] Hello everyone, I'm Bob Farrelly.
Pete Farrelly: And I'm Pete Farrelly, and we're the guys that made the movie you just watched.
Bobby Farrelly: We want you know that all the stunts that were performed in our film, they were done by professionals. And all the tools are not real, they're rubber. Watch this:
[Bobby picks up a hammer made of rubber, and bends the plastic head; he hits Pete on the head]
Bobby Farrelly: Now let's watch that with sound effects.
[Bobby hits Pete with a hammer, and this time a "clank" sound effect is heard]
Bobby Farrelly: Pretty cool.
Pete Farrelly: Remember that sledgehammer scene? That, too, is made out of rubber. Fake, isn't that right, Bobby?
[Pete bends the rubber head of a sledgehammer prop]
Bobby Farrelly: That's right, Pete.
[Pete hits Bobby with the rubber sledgehammer prop, a "clank" sound effect is heard]
Pete Farrelly: See? he didn't get hurt.
Bobby Farrelly: Remember the eye poke?
[Bobby jabs two fingers against Pete's forehead, making a "poke" sound effect]
Bobby Farrelly: Now let's look at that again in slow motion.
[the instant replay shows Bobby's fingers only making contact with the forehead just above the eyebrows, but not in the eyes, making a "poke" sound effect]
Bobby Farrelly: Kids, do not poke anyone in the eye. It's very dangerous.
Pete Farrelly: The point is, this movie's all about fun and games, so please play safe at home. Thank you.
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