Pete Crenshaw Quotes in The Three Investigators and the Secret of Terror Castle (2009)

Pete Crenshaw: What is it about The Three Investigators that we're always going to places like "Terror Castle"? Why can't we ever go on "The Case of the Cozy Cottage," or "The Mystery of Grandma's Little Prairie Home"?

Pete Crenshaw: Sounds like a typical Three Investigators mystery: spooky, dangerous, and impossible.

Pete Crenshaw: Wow! Looks like a car a hundred-and-ten-year-old billionaire would drive.

Pete Crenshaw: So how do you explain what just happened, Jupiter?

Jupiter Jones: I can't. That's what makes this a particularly difficult sort of extraordinary case. The kind I like.

Pete Crenshaw: Bob, I think you've got yourself a girlfriend.

Bob Andrews: I don't know what I've got.

Caroline: You've got a white aura. That's the color for strength.

Pete Crenshaw: Does anybody really believe this stupid stuff?

Caroline: I *also* see a dark shadow over your aura... *Pete*.

Pete Crenshaw: Hey, how'd you know my name?

Caroline: It's the curse of Terror Castle. You'll have neverending bad luck here.

Pete Crenshaw: Um, uh, about that curse thing - not that I believe in that stuff - but, um, how do I get rid of it?

Caroline: You don't.

Pete Crenshaw: Great! We got two weeks of vacation left. Let's hit the beach!

Jupiter Jones: Actually... I have heard of this mysterious haunted house not far from here.

Pete Crenshaw, Bob Andrews: Oh, no!

Jupiter Jones: We'll be back in an hour or so, Bill.

Bill: I don't know if I trust you guys.

Pete Crenshaw: We promise. If we get murdered, we won't come to you to complain.

Jupiter Jones: Pete, shine the light behind them.

Bob Andrews: [reading] Two lovers parted shall reunite. If you can parse these words are right. The Will is high, the Ratio Low. The space 'tween birth and death doth grow. Take my image and do not dread. To rest in my eternal bed.

Pete Crenshaw: It still doesn't make any sense.

Bob Andrews: Hey, Jupe. What are you figuring out, Jupiter?

Jupiter Jones: The number of jelly beans that can fit in the Empire State Building.

Pete Crenshaw: Glad you're not wasting your time.

Pete Crenshaw: [to Bob] Wow, she's hot!

Bill: You get murdered, don't come to me and complain.

Pete Crenshaw: Deal.

Chris: Suck my leg.

Miss Wilbur: What?

Chris: Suck my leg!

Pete Crenshaw: [watching from a distance] She's good!

Bob Andrews: Gosh, Pete! You scream like a girl!

Chris: And what exactly do you mean by that?

Pete Crenshaw: Yeah. What *do* you mean by that?

Bob Andrews: Uh, well...

Pete Crenshaw: This is one time I wish we'd lost the case.

Jupiter Jones: Get ready, Investigators. Code Crimson.

Pete Crenshaw, Bob Andrews: Unbelievably dangerous!

Jupiter Jones: But it's not Bill.

Bob Andrews: Huh? Jupiter, he's standing right there.

Jupiter Jones: No, he's not.

Bob Andrews: Yes, he is.

Pete Crenshaw: Bob's right.

Pete Crenshaw: You'll never guess in a million years where we're going next.

Jupiter Jones: Um, South Africa.

Pete Crenshaw: Sometimes... you're just downright spooky, Jupe.

Bob Andrews: Sounds to me like a Code White.

Bob Andrews, Pete Crenshaw: Vacation!

Pete Crenshaw: I've got an idea. You could stay here overnight.

Chris: No, I don't want to be any trouble.

Pete Crenshaw: It's no trouble at all. I've got it figured out. You could stay in the bottom bunk with me.

Bob Andrews: No! I - I mean, I think it would be, uh, she'd be *safer* in the top bunk with me. She - she might uh hit her head on the bottom bunk.

Pete Crenshaw: No, that's okay. You wouldn't wanna take space away from *Teddy*.

Bob Andrews: I don't have a teddy bear!

Pete Crenshaw: Yes you do -

[Pete points, Bob slaps Pete's arm]

Jupiter Jones: Perhaps a random drawing might be the most impartial way to figure things out.

Jupiter Jones: Let's recapitulate.

Pete Crenshaw: Sometimes I wish you'd just speak English.