Perkins Quotes in The Meaning of Life (1983)
Perkins Quotes:
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Ainsworth: During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of... off.
Dr. Livingstone: Ah, been in the wars, have we?
Perkins: Yes.
Dr. Livingstone: Ah, any headache? Bowels all right? Hm. Well, let's have a look at this "one leg" of yours, then, eh? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes...
[Pokes the stump with his pipe]
Dr. Livingstone: Yes yes. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.
Perkins: Oh, good.
Dr. Livingstone: Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.
-- Perkins -
Dr. Livingstone: What we're looking for here for is, I think - and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear - is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis - what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
Ainsworth, Perkins, Pakenham: A TIGER?
-- Perkins -
Perkins: It's another telegram from Stodge City, sir. Judge Burke. He's the mayor there, you know.
Commissioner: Burke? Oh yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum.
Perkins: I didn't know you studied at law school, sir.
Commissioner: I didn't. I was the janitor.
-- Perkins -
Commissioner: Send him a Marshall. Anything for peace.
Perkins: That's just the trouble, sir. We haven't any available.
Commissioner: Nobody? What about that big head who's always hanging around here looking for work? What's his name? Dillon. What's he doing?
Perkins: Six months.
-- Perkins
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Characters on The Meaning of Life (1983)
- New Mother
- Obstretrician
- Lady Presenter
- Man in Pink
- Harry Blackitt
- Mrs. Blackitt
- Exec #1
- Exec #2
- Exec #3
- Exec #4
- Exec #5
- Pupils
- Wymer
- Pupil
- Distraught Male Voice
- Distraught Female Voice
- More Distraught Voices
- Zulu War Soldier
- Hospital Administrator
- Obstetrician
- Dr. Spenser
- Paitent
- Strange Man
- Ainsworth
- Dr. Livingstone
- Mr. Creosote
- Maria the cleaning woman
- Mrs. Hendy
- Mr. Hendy
- Pakenham
- Wife of Guest #4
- Fish # 5