Pepperidge Quotes in The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

Italian Reporter: [after the Pope's ring has been stolen] Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?

Pepperidge: No comment.

Italian Reporter: Do you think they will recover the ring?

Pepperidge: If I give a comment, when I said 'no comment.' I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?

Pepperidge: It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.

Kenji: I had to quite being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.

Vicenzo: HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!

Pepperidge: Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought] Now, how did you know that?

Pepperidge: *Talking about Clouseau* If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.

Pepperidge: Gentlemen, we first have to determine how the crime was committed. And as I am an expert at deduction...

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: You are an expert at deduction?

Pepperidge: That is my field.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I believe deduction is my field, and since you are experiencing hip pain...

Pepperidge: How did you know that?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: One side of the sole of your shoe is more worn than the other; you're favoring your right leg.

Pepperidge: Tell me, did you enjoy your double espresso this morning?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: How did you...

Pepperidge: Your pupils are noticeably dilated.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And will you be moving out of the Hotel Montmartre? They are doing construction at night around the Montmartre so as not to disturb daytime traffic. From your puffy eyes, I deduce you spent a sleepless night.

Pepperidge: Speaking of traffic, are you enjoying your Smart car? Your trousers are wrinkled behind the knees.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And how do you think your favorite football team, Arsenal, will do this year? That matchbox is from the only bar in Paris that shows English football telecasts.

Pepperidge: You have tissues in your shoes to make you look taller.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: You were finally 14 before you finally learned to enjoy avocado.

Pepperidge: Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the airport this morning?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Now, how did you know that?

[the airport stamp on Clouseau's hand is visible to everyone]

Ponton: Perhaps one of you should begin.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes, this is silly.

Pepperidge: You've recently lost your favorite cheese grater.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: You have an aversion to cow bells!

Vicenzo: Stop the insanity and look at this:

[Vincenzo picks up a piece of broken glass]

Vicenzo: Il Tornado is not as careful as he thinks.