Pepe Quotes in The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)

Pepe: Applause may be good for the moment, but love is everlasting.

Pepe: [to Pinocchio] Say, do you always squish someone before being formally introduced?

Pinocchio: Are... Are you a termite?

Pepe: Oh, puh-lease!

Pinocchio: So you're not gonna eat me?

Pepe: Thanks for the offer, but I'm on a low-wood diet. Let me introduce myself. The name is... Pugnacio Elecuzio P. Elegante. Gimme a "P", an "E", a "P", an "E", put 'em all together and call me... Pepe!

Pinocchio: Pepe?

Pepe: You don't like it?

Pinocchio: It's okay.

Pepe: I'm very sensitive, you know.

Pinocchio: No, it's... it's fine.

Pepe: We can't all be called Pinocchio.

Pinocchio: [Pinocchio is in the forest] Smell that pine.

Pepe: You know, they ought to bottle that scent so you can spray it around your house.

Pinocchio: [in the forest] This is where I belong.

Pepe: You know, I prefer the beach myself, but property there is so expensive.

Pepe: [fired through the air on a rocket] I can't go on a trip! I forgot to go to the bathroom!

Kermit: Okay, guys. It's up to us. We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of government agents.

Fozzie: Well, I have a joke book.

Animal: Drumsticks, drumsticks!

Pepe: I have some loose jello, okay.

Kermit: Okay. Well that settles that.

Pepe: You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!

Rizzo: What? I cannot believe that little shrimp left us behind!

Pepe: I am not a shrimp. I am a king prawn!

Pepe: There is a menu correction, okay. We will now be serving baloney sandwiches.

[Swedish cook shouts something]

Pepe: But, no bread.

Pepe: Hey, Kermit. When will you fix the oven, okay?

Kermit: What's wrong with the oven?

[oven explodes]

Pepe: That.

[Pepe reappears in ballet costume]

Pepe: La la la la lah laah. Lah!

Fozzie: Wow.

Pepe: I should, uh, go change, okay?

Rizzo: Are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg?

Pepe: Sh! It could be full of chocolate, okay.

Pepe: Oh, boy, he fell on you like a ton of bricks, okay.

Gonzo: What a great day.

Kermit: Mm-hmm.

Gonzo: That was probably the best day of my whole life. There's just one thing I still don't understand.

Kermit: What's that, Gonzo?

Gonzo: Why did they ask me to build a jacuzzi?

Rizzo, Pepe: [snickering]

Pepe: De prawn cracker wins!

Pepe: Art sure is ugly.

Neil: Shows how much you know about art. The uglier the art, the more it's worth.

Pepe: This must be worth a fortune, man.

Yvonne Garnier: Ever heard of Lola-Lola?

Pépé: I've never known any dancers.

Stuart Farquhar: My name is Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundatours.

Pepe: Stupid what?

Stuart Farquhar: STUART! STUART FARQUHAR!

Pepe: Ahh, you Mr. Farqiarse.

[on arrival at the Palace Hotel in Elsbels]

Pepe: It's very lovings, no?

Stuart Farquhar: I beg your pardon, oh you mean lovely, oh yes very nice.

Pepe: It's all brand news, tables not sat in, chairs not sat in, lavatory not sat...

Stuart Farquhar: Yes, we needn't go into all that.

[Trying to get the $300 needed to open the school]

Eileen Eilers: I'm the president of the student body and prepared to make almost *any* sacrifice.

Pepe: Me too!

Clint Kelly: About that game tomorrow, I'm afraid we're not going to be in uniform.

Jojo Jordan: We're turning in our suits.

Pepe: You mean you're going to play in the nude?

Anita: We came with our hearts open!

Consuelo: With our arms open!

Pepe: [to Consuelo] You came with your mouth open!

Pepe: [At Lorenzo's birthday party] Well, the baby girl was born in Madrid. But she was conceived on a beach, on an island, a night like tonight, with a stranger from Madrid. It was his birthday. If you write this well, it'll be the story of your life. And my birthday gift to you.