Penguin Quotes in Storks (2016)

Junior: Put down that baby!

Penguin: Shhh!

[points out the baby is asleep, a silent fight starts]

Pete: Rats want job. Frog want job. What next, penguins?

[a group of penguins peek through the door]

Penguin: Do you have any jobs available?

Pete, Kermit, and the Rats: No!

Penguin: Well, excuse us for living!

Dot: [to a sleeping penguin] Aww. Asleep.

Penguin: [wakes up] Not asleep. I never sleep on duty.

Dot: It must be very hard being a mother out here.

Penguin: I don't know anything about being a mother! I'm a father! It's my duty to mind the egg while my wife gets a bite to eat.

Dot: Oh, I didn't know. All you penguins look the same to me.

Penguin: Oh, how curious. All you humans look the same to me.

Pig: [Various animals are pouring into John's apartment] ... Good evening, Doctor.

Dr. John Dolittle: ...No. You're gonna have to take your fat ass back out.

Penguin: Oh, my God. What a zoo.

Pig: Hmm, obviously not a kosher establishment.

Rooster: Where are the chicks? Ooh! I'm cool.

Pig: [belches] ... Very well-appointed sty.

Dr. John Dolittle: What's going on? What is all this?

Owl: I don't know. You know, tell a friend. Ha ha.

Lucky: Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, Doc.

Sheep: Our butts hurt.

Dr. John Dolittle: Okay. Let's do this. And watch your droppings.

Rodney: Tonight, this is the house of love! East Coast! West Coast! Let's unite! Is Brooklyn in the house...?