Penelope Stamp Quotes in The Brothers Bloom (2008)

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Penelope Stamp Quotes:

  • Penelope Stamp: I think you're constipated, in your fucking soul... I think you might have a really big load of grumpy petrified poop up your soul's ass.

  • Penelope Stamp: There is no such thing as an unwritten life, only a badly written one.

  • Penelope Stamp: This was a story about a girl who could find infinite beauty in anything, any little thing, and even love the person she was trapped with. And i told myself this story until it became true. Now, did doing this help me escape a wasted life? Or did it blind me so I didn't want to escape it? I don't know, but either way I was the one telling my own story...

  • Bloom: Do you feel cheated?

    Penelope Stamp: The trick to not feeling cheated is to learn how to cheat.

  • Bloom: How did you find me?

    Penelope Stamp: Bang Bang.

    Bloom: Bang Bang?

    Penelope Stamp: She gave me her cell number.

    Bloom: Bang Bang has a cell phone?

  • Penelope Stamp: I don't know about "truths." A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells, the less you know.

  • Penelope Stamp: I collect hobbies. I see someone doing something I like, and I get books and learn how to do it.

  • Stephen: So what are your plans in Greece?

    Penelope Stamp: I don't plan.

    Stephen: Good for you.

  • Penelope Stamp: Oh my god, I'm so horny!

    Bloom: [exiting] Goodnight.

  • Penelope Stamp: A thunderstorm! I LOVE thunderstorms!

  • Penelope Stamp: I know I'm pretending to be a smuggler ba ba ba... BUT what you don't know is that I'm a real smuggler because I tell it like I own it. You know what your problem is? You just gotta stop thinking and just enjoy the ride man.

  • Penelope Stamp: I think a little real danger might suit me, so, uh, if you three want to join my smugglers gang, I'll uh, y'know, uh... consider it.

  • Penelope Stamp: I'm an epileptic photographer.

  • [last lines]

    Penelope Stamp: He said to me, there's no such thing as an unwritten life. Just a badly written one.

    Bloom: Oh God.

    Penelope Stamp: I love you Bloom. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna live. Like we're telling the best story in the whole world.

    Penelope Stamp: Are you ready?

    Bloom: [narrating] And Stephen said something else one. The perfect con is one where everyone involved gets just the thing they wanted.

  • Bloom: What was your childhood like?

    Penelope Stamp: I make cameras out of watermelons.

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