Peewit Quotes in The Smurfs and the Magic Flute (1976)

Peewit: I'm so sick!

Le grand Schtroumpf: Peewit, be brave. You'll soon feel better.

Brainy Smurf: Hopefully you weren't foolish enough to eat bad food. Like strawberries with onions and tuna.

Peewit: [after Mccreep steals the magic flute from Peewit. Peewit is running around the castle with an ax in his hand] I'll cut him up! The scoundrel! The thief! Where are you hiding you sneak? You filthy robber! Think you can make me dance? I'll teach you to dance! I'll give you dance lessons!

[chops a stool in half]

Peewit: Half price! Ohhhhhhh!

[Johan and Peewit are sailing to where Matthew McCreep is hiding out]

Peewit: Ohhh I'm so sick. I think I'm going to die.

Johan: Oh yes, yes.

Peewit: What do you mean "Yes yes"?

Johan: All right, no no.

Peewit: Someone's playing a joke on me. And I don't like it!

Le grand Schtroumpf: Those other smurfs are all a hundred years old and they think they are all grown up now.

Johan: A hundred?

Peewit: Well then how old are you?

Le grand Schtroumpf: On my last birthday, I turned 542.

Peewit: Oh boy! You sure don't look it!

Peewit: Is there a merchant here for me? Well where is he?

Johan: He was here but he had to leave very quickly. He wanted to... uh congratulate you on your musical talents and I think he's sorry he missed you.

Peewit: Oh I'm sorry I missed him. If he appreciates good music I could've treated him to the ballad that I played last night. It would've sounded even better today too.

Johan: It would? Why is that?

Peewit: Well last night I was missing two strings.

[everyone is relaying buckets of water to Peewit who throws them on the fireplace then he is given a jug]

Peewit: Wait! This is wine!

[drinks it]

Peewit: It's good wine.

[hiccups]

Peewit: HEY!

[King jumps]

Peewit: Look what I found in the ashes! I found a flute!

Johan: Oh no!

[slaps hand to forehead... ]

Peewit: And a strange, strange thing about this flute: it only has six holes ~hu-huh~ I would like to know what IDIOT threw this flute in the fire!

[Johan snickers, but the King grumbles]

Peewit: It is such a fine instrument!

[attempts to play it only to blow soot all over Johan and King, covering them from head to toe]

Peewit: HEY!

[King jumps]

Peewit: Look what I found in the ashes! I found a flute!

Johan: Oh no!

[facepalm]

Peewit: And a strange, strange thing about this flute: it only has six holes ~hu-huh~ I would like to know what IDIOT threw this flute in the fire!

Johan: [snicker]

Le roi: [grumble]

Peewit: It is such a fine instrument!

[attempts to play it only to blow soot all over Johan and King, covering them from head to toe]

Peewit: Uh-oh... I better get going. Bye! heh-heh!