PC McIntosh Quotes in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
PC McIntosh Quotes:
Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
[Omninous organ music plays]
PC McIntosh: [to the organ player] Hey, give over!
[Organ player stops]
PC McIntosh: You're mental.
Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
PC McIntosh: [the townspeople are discussing the attack on their vegetables] If you ask me, this was arson.
Mr. Caliche: Arson?
PC McIntosh: Yeah, somebody arsin' around! One of you lot!
[after everyone thinks that the wererabbit is dead and everyone is celebrating]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: [whispering] I don't want to alarm anyone, but the beast isn't actually dead yet.
PC McIntosh: [shouting through his loudspeaker] *The beast isn't actually dead yet?*
PC McIntosh: [into loudspeaker] Oops.
[the Were-Rabbit is teetering on the edge of the roof and accidentally knocks down a stone urn]
PC McIntosh: Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping!
Browse more character quotes from The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)