Paxton Quotes in Ant-Man (2015)

Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?

Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.

Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.

[last lines]

Paxton: [voice-over] I never saw Bozz again. Some guys said he died in Nam, but he was never listed. Some said he just disappeared over there. One guy called me and said he thought he saw him in Mexico a few years ago with a beautiful woman. But knowing Bozz, he'd be pissed off I was talking about him anyway.

Bozz: If I told you there was a bunch of people around here who could get us to Mexico, away from the war, would you go?

Paxton: No... no I wouldn't. I enlisted, so there is a place for me... and if I don't go, somebody is gonna take that place. And if they die, they're dying for me.

[first lines]

Paxton: [voice-over] My father said the army makes all men one, but you never know which one. He didn't know Roland Bozz.

Paxton: Excuse me, I uh... excuse me. How is it in there?

Man: [referring to the torture chamber] Be careful.

Paxton: Why's that?

Man: You could, spend ALL your money... in there.

[first lines]

Paxton: Amsterdam, motherfucker!

Guard: Talk. Talk, speak!

Paxton: What the fuck do you want me to say?

Guard: American.

[while in the torture chambers, Natalya laughs]

Paxton: You fucking whore. You fucking bitch, YOU FUCKING BITCH!

Natalya: I get a lot of money for you, and that makes you MY bitch.

Paxton: We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.

Paxton: ...you need a fork there chief?

The Dutch Businessman: No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.

Paxton: Well I'm a vegetarian.

The Dutch Businessman: I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.

Paxton: Well I'm human and it's not my nature.

The Dutch Businessman: [to Josh] Tell me... what is your nature...?

[places his hand on Josh's leg]

Josh: WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!

The Dutch Businessman: [quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment] Sorry, sorry...

Josh: [still very weirded out] Fucking freak! Jesus!

[Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]

Paxton: [laughing] Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!

Oli: [waving his fingers menacingly] Ooooooh...!

Paxton: [still laughing] Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!

Josh: [still visibly pissed] Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

Paxton: You made a reservation under "The King of Swing"?

Oli: Of course my horse.

Oli: Djöfulsins.

Paxton: What was that?

Paxton: Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fanny pack? Wait, there's a guy. Why don't you go over there and have fucking fanny back sex with him, and then you can jizz all over each others storage compartment?

The American Client: I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just fucked a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? RIGHT?

Paxton: Never...

The American Client: Never, right.

Paxton: I don't want a drink. I want to see some art! Now, can we go?

Paxton: Hey Josh, faggot.

Paxton: I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a fuckin' hog.

Paxton: Snípur alert, 3 o'clock.

Oli: I'm the first in line for snípur.

Alex: Snípur?

Paxton: Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".

Paxton: No, Kana!

Italian Translator: How is your hand?

Paxton: It's... it's better. What's left of it.

Stephanie: When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?

Paxton: I'm not.

Stephanie: She still thinks her son is in Europe.

Paxton: What the fuck am I supposed to tell her? She'll go straight to the police.

Stephanie: Yeah, exactly. Someone should.

Paxton: No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone. Someone starts asking questions, they're gonna come after me and find me.