Paulette Quotes in Chaplin (1992)

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Paulette Quotes:

  • Paulette: Did you lose your other wives this way?

    Charlie Chaplin: I think so. But you'd have to ask them.

  • Paulette: You know what?

    Charlie Chaplin: hum?

    Paulette: I've always had that gift.

    Paulette: After a man makes love to me, he just goes wild from happiness.

    Charlie Chaplin: I am happy.

    Paulette: Then tell me when you get sad, because I don't want to be around.

  • Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.

    Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

  • Paulette: Is she as pretty as you?

    Elle: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate looking.

  • Paulette: [Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian] So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?

  • Paulette: [to her ex-husband] I'm takin' the dog... DUMBASS!

  • Paulette: So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.

  • Paulette: [Paulette gets nervous talking to the UPS man and spills nail solution all over the table] Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic?

  • Elle: That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?

    Paulette: No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."

  • Danielle: [about the prince] Honestly, I think he and Marguerite deserve each other.

    Paulette: Oh, bite your tongue! The only throne I want her sitting on is the one I have to clean everyday.

  • Bobby: Brennan, you been toking up?

    James Brennan: What?

    Bobby: You been drinking drugs?

    James Brennan: [nervously] No.

    Paulette: Your eyes are red. Have you been crying?

    James Brennan: Yea, maybe like a little bit.

  • Bobby: Hey honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. Do you have any more over there?

    Paulette: Yeah, me too. But I found these.

    [holds up eye patches]

    Paulette: So I have just been sort of.

    Bobby: Oh!

    Em Lewin: [enters office] Hey.

    Bobby: Hey Em! What's up?

    Em Lewin: [punches clock] Uh, I quit! See ya.

  • [James is commenting a horse game race without much enthusiasm]

    James Brennan: Okay, we have a winner. It's the purple horse. Uh... Okay, green's in second, and yellow's third. Congratulations.

    [gives a teddy bear to a girl]

    James Brennan: Here you go, you can have that.

    Bobby: Hey, James?

    James Brennan: Yeah?

    Bobby: Maybe you could, uh, take it up a notch?

    James Brennan: Yeah, I know... Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department.

    Bobby: Oh, no, no, no. No. You're more of a game guy.

    Paulette: Yeah, you're very... you're very gamey.

    James Brennan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

    Bobby: Have you ever seen a horse race before? Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio?

    James Brennan: Harness racing or, like, the normal kind?

    Paulette: That's a good question.

    Bobby: That doesn't really matter. Look, the Kentucky Derby, have you seen the Kentucky Derby? The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really...

    Paulette: Yeah, 100, 200, going...

    Bobby: That's an auction, sweetie.

    Paulette: Right.

  • Paulette: [talking to Gina about about her daughter Darnelle] I swear, it's more trouble havin' her than makin' her. See your father-in-law had a crooked one. I had to walk around the corner just to get on it.

  • Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.

  • Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!

    Paulette: Yay for Ohio!

  • Paulette: Who's ready to discharge?

  • Paulette: You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!

  • Paulette: [Seeing a patrol car with two policemen in it] Kiss the driver on the mouth. Then we'll talk.

    Lionel Dobie: [Disbelieving the request and laughing nervously] What?

    Paulette: Come on, and show me how much you love me.

    Lionel Dobie: [Shaken and laughing nervously. After a pause] What if I do? Huh?

    Paulette: Then I'll know your love is true, and if you don't, your name is King Bullshit, and I pack.

  • Paulette: [to Lionel] Sometimes I feel like a human sacrifice!

  • Paulette: I don't have to sleep with you anymore?

    Lionel Dobie: I'm your ally against horse dung and fraud. That's as far as it goes from now on.

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