Paul Helms Quotes in A Little Help (2010)

Kathy Helms: Your son is failing math.

Paul Helms: I know, but Dion is a legend. You know, his music will be around a lot longer than math.

Laura Pehlke: [From her car] Got a message for your wife. She got what she wanted, so she can go fuck herself. Give her that message.

Paul Helms: [Dryly] Okay, uh, should I have her call you if she has any questions, or... ?

Paul Helms: [Referring to his porn collection to Laura] Although I guarantee you every man worries what his wife'll find in his closet if he drops dead one day.

Paul Helms: Hey, 10th grade. It all counts now, right?

Kyle Helms: School blows dogs.

Paul Helms: Well, I don't know if it blows dogs... per se.