Paul Finch Quotes in American Wedding (2003)

Paul Finch: Grandmother-fucker.

Steve Stifler: Mother fucker.

Paul Finch: Yes I am.

Steve Stifler: Oh, you son of a bitch.

[last lines]

Paul Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom!

[At the wedding]

Paul Finch: Grandmotherfucker.

Steve Stifler: Motherfucker.

Paul Finch: [smiling] Yes, I am.

Paul Finch: Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.

Steve Stifler: They're gay?

Paul Finch: No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.

Steve Stifler: So, they're gay.

Paul Finch: Stifler's Mom...

Stifler's Mom: You've got to know I'm over you, Finchy.

Paul Finch: Well, as they say, we'll always have Paris.

Stifler's Mom: And the pool table.

Paul Finch: And the car.

Stifler's Mom: And the two-room suite I have upstairs...

Paul Finch: Oh, man. Let's go!

Paul Finch: But, as they say, "We'll always have Paris."

Stifler's Mom: And the pool table.

Paul Finch: And the car.

Stifler's Mom: And the two-room suite I have upstairs.

Paul Finch: Come on you.

[pulling her to the staircase]

Kevin Myers: [raising a glass to toast] Gentlemen, to the next step...

Jim: Oh will you stop with that "next step" bullshit.

Paul Finch: Put down your glass.

Steve Stifler: Shhiittt, I got a frosted ass crack! Hey Finch, you want this for here, or to go?

Paul Finch: "A witty saying proves nothing," -Voltaire.

Steve Stifler: "Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.

Paul Finch: Stifler, why in the world are you focused on me ?

Stifler: Because I'm surprised to see you don't have tits.

Paul Finch: [Unrated] Hey Stifler, why dont you grow a sack, fill it with some balls, magically sprout a dick and start fucking yourself in the ass?

Michelle: So Finch, what will you do with your fancy NYU diploma?

Paul Finch: I'll frame it. Then I'll write my memoirs.

Paul Finch: Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!

Steve Stifler: Dick. 'Fucking hate not hating you.

Paul Finch: I did fuck your mom.

[smiling]

Paul Finch: Twice...

Steve Stifler: Hoo... That's better fucker.

Paul Finch: Voltaire can suck on my balls!