Paul Dresser Quotes in My Gal Sal (1942)

Paul Dresser: Look. If you don't like my act, why don't you get out of here.

Fred Haviland: Like it? Why, you're the hit of the show.

Sally Elliott: It's one of the funniest acts I ever saw.

Paul Dresser: Funny? What's funny about it?

Sally Elliott: Wasn't it?

Paul Dresser: You know very well it wasn't, nobody else was laughing.

Sally Elliott: But there was two pianos. And that suit. What could you expect?

Paul Dresser: What's wrong with my suit?

Sally Elliott: It's all right if you can stand the noise.

Paul Dresser: Someday, I'll write a song. And she'll come begging to sing it.

[after tearing up Sally Elliot's wardrobe with a pair of scissors, Paul Dresser is arrested and thrown in jail]

Jail Cell Inmate: Whatcha in for, fella?

Paul Dresser: I'm Jack the Ripper.