Paul Blart Quotes in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

Paul Blart: [looks straight into camera] Always bet on Blart.

[regarding Paul Blart's missing daughter]

Henk: We need to establish motive. Do you have a lot of money?

Paul Blart: Define 'a lot', I mean...

Henk: Any.

Paul Blart: No, actually I don't have a lot... no.

Divina Martinez: I'm actually dating someone.

Paul Blart: Oh please, ma'am, I practically invented the fake boyfriend thing.

Paul Blart: Security is a mission, not an intermission.

Paul Blart: I'm fiercely independent and not a big fan of being alone.

[after Blart gets kicked by a horse and slammed into a minivan]

Mindy: Are you okay?

Paul Blart: No, but I've never been better.

Paul Blart: It's a bad day to be bad people.

Vincent Sofel: Oh, wow, you have your own superhero! What's with the cape?

Paul Blart: Why are you wearing a cape, Khan?

Khan Mubi: I came straight from a haircut.

Maya Blart: Dad, you've got to understand I'm a big girl now.

Paul Blart: Hey, first off, we're Blarts. We're all big - wide hips, thick ankles and low center of gravity - that's just how the good Lord made us. That's why we're no good at running hurdle, never will be.

Paul Blart: [first lines] The road of life is always under construction the journey is hard but once you reached the top the view is amazing.

Paul Blart: Holy crawfish!

Maya Blart: Well, think of it this way: you can visit me in California when it's really cold in Jersey.

Paul Blart: Oh, of course I can if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!

Maya Blart: You know what, I decided I'm going.

Paul Blart: Wait a minute, you decided like you just decided, but you know what? Decision overruled - judge Blart now in session!

Paul Blart: We are trained to detect, deter, observe and report but one day six years ago a man did more than that, and I am that man! We are that man and so we say to you sir, footlocker!

Vincent Sofel: That's a Van Goh you idiot!

Paul Blart: Yeah well its van gone if you don't ramp down the hurtful words.

[Calls on the phone, yelling]

Paul Blart: GET ME SECURITY!

[from trailer]

Paul Blart: [talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing...

Maya Blart: [reading a dating website] Okay, next question. "Tell me about yourself."

Paul Blart: Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.

Mom: Let me stop you right there.

Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!

Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.

Paul Blart: [Headbutts criminal] No one wins with a headbutt.

Paul Blart: [after showing a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on his lower back that he got while drunk] Yeah... I don't drink.

Veck Sims: When are you gonna give up, Blart?

Paul Blart: How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!

Paul Blart: Scuba-dooby-doo!

[sends a scuba tank into a villain knocking him out]

Paul Blart: If you remember one thing from today, it's this: the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.

[from trailer]

Paul Blart: Nobody knows this mall better than I do.

[Last Line]

Paul Blart: Thank you sir, but I think I'm going to stick with what I do best. That's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall.

[from trailer]

Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.