Patty Bernstein Quotes in The Jerk (1979)
Patty Bernstein Quotes:
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Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do?
Navin R. Johnson: What's that?
Patty Bernstein: Guess *your* weight.
[starts squeezing on him everywhere]
Navin R. Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!
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Navin R. Johnson: [about Patty's trailer] What a great place!
Patty Bernstein: [belches]
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Navin R. Johnson: Now, Marie is a type a person that if you gotta...
Patty Bernstein: [interrupting] If this gash doesn't get her buns outta here I am gonna drive this bike up her butt!
Navin R. Johnson: ...while Patty tends to be more direct.
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Patty Bernstein: Give me a bite of that corn dog.
Navin R. Johnson: What about germs?
Patty Bernstein: Put a rubber on it.
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[Navin at Patty's trailer... ]
Patty Bernstein: You know what I'd like to do?
Navin R. Johnson: What?
Patty Bernstein: Guess your weight.
Navin R. Johnson: Hey, that would be interesting for me. No one has tried to guess MY weight. You see, I guess their weight, so it would be sort of a...
Patty Bernstein: Put your arms up.
Navin R. Johnson: This will give me a whole other perspective on this...
[Patty begins squeezing his backside]
Navin R. Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate... Is it getting hot in here?... Wait a minute! What's happening to my special purpose?
Patty Bernstein: What's your special purpose?
Navin R. Johnson: Well, when I was a kid my mom told me THAT was my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was!
Patty Bernstein: Today's the day!
[Whole trailer shaking as Patty "deflowers" Navin]
Navin R. Johnson: Hey, this is like a ride!
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