Patron Quotes in ¡Three Amigos! (1986)

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: [singing] My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile/ Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a while?/ We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two/ Oh, Dear little Buttercup, I love you!

Lucky Day: [motioning for people to join in singing] C'mon, everybody!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: My little Buttercup has the sweetest...

[points to man]

Patron: Es-smile!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a...

[points to another man]

Patron #2: While! While!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two, ohh...

[Lucky and Ned point to group at table]

Crowd at Bar: Dear!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Little Buttercup!

[Lucky and Ned point to another group]

Crowd at Bar: Sweet!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Little Buttercup!

[Lucky points to bartender]

Bartender: My little Buttercup!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: I love you!

[in the Saloon where they all thought The Amigos were the tough gunfighters the German guy told them about]

Lucky Day: [singing] Dear Little Buttercup, won't you stay a...

[he points at a scared patron at a table who exclaims]

Patron: While, While!

Lucky Day: [singing] My little butter cup has the sweetest.

Patron: Eh-smile!

[Stuart serves a patron in a restaurant]

Stuart Smalley: Have you had enough time to look at the menu?

Patron: We've had enough time to memorize the menu.

Stuart Smalley: I'm sorry, I'm having a personal crisis. Can I take your order?

Patron: For my wife, the Penne Arrabiata; and I will try the oso buoco.

Stuart Smalley: You know, the oso buko is extremely fatty. You might want to try...

Patron: I'll TRY the oso buko. And also the mixed baby field greens.

Stuart Smalley: Lo-cal vinaigrette?

Patron: Creamy Caesar.

Stuart Smalley: On the side?

Patron: ON THE SALAD.

Stuart Smalley: Thank you.

Patron: And I'd like another double-scotch.

Stuart Smalley: [smiling] No.

Patron: Hey Finn, you're a lucky man to have a swell gal like that.

Mickey Finn: Yeah I... What are you talking about? She's the lucky one to have a swell guy like me!

Mickey Finn: [crowd chants "We want Lola! We want Lola! We want Lola!"] And now gentlemen, it has always been my aim to give you the best entertainment that money can buy. I have brought here at great expense...

Patron: Aw, get a piece of fat and slide off!

Mickey Finn: Who said that?

[a customer fires a gun and the shot blows Finn's top hat from his head, laughter and a scream are heard]

Mickey Finn: All right, you'll get Lola!