Patrick Star Quotes in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!

Burger-Beard: Hah!

[He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!

Plankton: That ain't good.

[He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]

Patrick Star: They're beautiful.

[He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]

[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?

Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.

Plankton: Isn't that your house?

[from trailer]

Patrick Star: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?

Patrick Star: Talk to me, buddy.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm seeing a bright light.

Patrick Star: [blocks the sun] Is this better?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. Thank you.

[from TV spot]

Patrick Star: What's the secret password?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Plankton: Uuuhhhh...

Patrick Star: Correct!

[from trailer]

[Patrick looks at a girl holding an ice cream cone with three scoops]

Patrick Star: Where have you been all my life?

[He starts eating the girl's three scoops of ice cream]

SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.

[from sneak peek]

SpongeBob SquarePants: [They arrived in the human world] Woah! What is this place?

Mr. Krabs: I have a bad feeling about this.

Patrick Star: [they see a foot] Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.

SpongeBob SquarePants: [to the foot] Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the krabby patty?

Patrick Star: Hey! My friend is talking to you.

[He taps the foot several times]

[from TV spot]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go, team!

[a pelican squawks at Patrick as he is pushed down, hanging to an edge of a rock cliff]

Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!

Patrick Star: FINLAND!

[from TV spot]

Patrick Star: Hey, I got feet!

[from TV spot]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.

Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.

Plankton: Uh once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!

Patrick Star: Nice try.

[from TV spot]

SpongeBob SquarePants: We're putting a team together.

Patrick Star: Ooh, pick me!

SpongeBob SquarePants: To the surface!

[from trailer]

Burger-Beard: Attack!

[a Plankton helicopter appeared to attack the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob is ready to aim at it]

Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

[SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]

Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!

[the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]

Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob] Got it!

[the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]

Burger-Beard: Bullseye!

Patrick Star: [Licking a picture of a Krabby Patty] Does anyone have a picture of some ketchup?

Patrick Star: I can't think of a sweeter way to go.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, hand me the potatoes.

Patrick Star: Mashed or scalloped?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Better make them... raw!

Patrick Star: Aye, aye, sir!

[Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]

Patrick Star: Justice is best soft served.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick why are you doing this?

Patrick Star: Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!

Patrick Star: Hey! Where'd the pirate go?

Patrick Star: Good morning Squidward i'll have the usual with cheese.

Squidward Tentacles: We're out of patties right now!

Patrick Star: No more Krabby Patties? NO!

Patrick Star: Come on Tummy. It's gonna be a long day.

Patrick Star: SpongeBob, what happened?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton cheated.

Sheldon J. Plankton: Cheated?

[Now to Neptune]

Sheldon J. Plankton: Hold on there, baldy.

[Now to SpongeBob]

Sheldon J. Plankton: Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Because you cheated?

Sheldon J. Plankton: No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid.

[laughing]

Sheldon J. Plankton: A stupid kid!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess you're right, Plankton.

[looks down]

SpongeBob SquarePants: I am just a kid.

Sheldon J. Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

SpongeBob SquarePants: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.

Sheldon J. Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...

SpongeBob SquarePants: And no amount of mermaid magic...

[Turns to Mindy]

SpongeBob SquarePants: ... or managerial promotion...

[Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs]

SpongeBob SquarePants: ... or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

Sheldon J. Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

SpongeBob SquarePants: [over microphone] But that's okay!

Sheldon J. Plankton: What? What's going on?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Because I did what everyone said a kid COULDN'T do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown BACK!

Sheldon J. Plankton: All right, we get the point.

SpongeBob SquarePants: So, yeah, I'm a kid!

[the lights go down, dry ice smoke surrounds SpongeBob, and a spotlight falls on him]

SpongeBob SquarePants: And I'm also a goofball! And a wing nut! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

Sheldon J. Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?

SpongeBob SquarePants: But most of all, I'm...

Sheldon J. Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm... I'M...

Sheldon J. Plankton: WHAT THE SCALLOP?

SpongeBob SquarePants: [bursts into song] I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

Dennis: Finally.

[cracks knuckles]

Dennis: I got you right where I want you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I help you with something, sir?

Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: You're gonna exterminate us?

[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then burst out in laughter before wiping their tears]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

Dennis: You mean these?

[grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces]

Dennis: I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

[Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them]

SpongeBob SquarePants: They were fake?

Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.

[Pulls face mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip]

Patrick Star: Is he a mermaid?

Dennis: All right. Enough gab.

[approaches SpongeBob and Patrick, who are trembling in fear]

SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you gonna do to us?

Dennis: Plankton was very specific.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton?

Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.

Patrick Star: Step on us?

Dennis: Yeah! That way, you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other]

Dennis: Uhh, perhaps I've said too much.

[extends spikes from the soles of his boots. SpongeBob and Patrick tremble in fear as Dennis positions his boot above them]

Patrick Star: That's a big boot.

Dennis: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot!

[laughs]

Dennis: I love this job!

[Continues to laugh, only to be crushed by a bigger boot]

Patrick Star: Bigger boot!

[tries to run away]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, Pat! This bigger boot saved our lives.

Patrick Star: Yay!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Thank you, stranger!

King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.

Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.

King Neptune: Eight.

Patrick Star: Seven.

King Neptune: Six

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]

King Neptune: Six it is then.

Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!

Patrick Star: I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

Patrick Star: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.

SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

Patrick Star: SpongeBob?

[sees him walking away from the trench, defeated]

Patrick Star: Hey, where are you going?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm going home, Patrick.

Patrick Star: But what about Mr Krabs?

SpongeBob SquarePants: What about us? WE'LL never survive in that trench! You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just... kids.

Patrick Star: We're NOT kids!

SpongeBob SquarePants: OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream - we worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! WE DON'T BELONG OUT HERE.

Patrick Star: [defensively] We do NOT worship him!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [pulls Patrick's pants down] Patrick, you've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?

Patrick Star: [starts to cry] Worship...? Oh, you're right, SpongeBob! We ARE kids!

[runs away crying, then trips over pulled-down pants]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.

Mindy: [just arrived in carriage] But you can't go home!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mindy!

Patrick Star: Mindy?

[frantically pulls up pants before falling over again]

Patrick Star: Huh?

SpongeBob SquarePants: How much did you hear?

Mindy: I heard enough.

Patrick Star: Did you see my underwear?

Mindy: No, Patrick.

Patrick Star: [grabs pants] Did you want to?

Patrick Star: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'M a kid!

Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

Patrick Star: Uh, I'm supposed to get a toy with this?

[toy smacks Patrick in the face]

Patrick Star: Thanks.

Patrick Star: Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

Squidward Tentacles: [Leaving] Pass.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, Patrick and I...

Patrick Star: Hi.

SpongeBob SquarePants: ...will bring back the crown and save you from Neptune's wrath. You have nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands.

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [worried] Ohh!

Attendant #1: You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

[they drive over the line; a thief stops them]

Thief: Out of the car, fellas.

[thief drives off with Patty Wagon]

SpongeBob SquarePants: How many seconds was that?

Attendant #2: Twelve.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: ...IN YOUR FACE!

[start laughing hysterically at attendants before walking away over county line]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Feast your eyes, Patrick.

Patrick Star: What is it?

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features: Sesame seed finish; steel-belted pickles; grilled leather interior; and under the hood, a fuel-injected French fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

Patrick Star: Wow.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. Wow.

Mindy: [after getting SpongeBob's and Patrick's moustaches] So, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: [are intrigued by moustaches and weren't listening to Mindy]

Mindy: Guys!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Yeah?

Mindy: I said, "Now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Heck, yeah!

Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Heck, no!

Mindy: And why?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Because we're invincible!

[both jump off cliff]

Mindy: [calling after them] I never said that!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Mindy turns Patrick and Spongebob into men] Huh. I don't feel anything differ... oh my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!

Patrick Star: So do you!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [crying in bar, then sits up] Alright, get it together, old boy. I know, I'll just stop thinking about it.

[pause]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad!

Patrick Star: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager!

[SpongeBob starts crying again]

Patrick Star: Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

Patrick Star: Hey, look. Free ice-cream.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, boy!

[SpongeBob runs to the "ice-cream booth" surrounded by piles of bones and skulls]

Patrick Star: [to a skull] How you doing?

[Looks around and sees the piles of bones and skulls]

Patrick Star: Wait a minute. Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah?

Patrick Star: Make mine a chocolate!

SpongeBob SquarePants: And after the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party till we're purple.

Patrick Star: Yay! I love being purple!

SpongeBob SquarePants: We're going to the place where all the action is.

Patrick Star: You don't mean...?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I mean.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Goofy Goobers Ice Cream Party Boat!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: [singing] Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!

Dennis: [about to step on Spongebob and Patrick] That's IT! I'm through with messing around! See ya later fools!

Patrick Star: [Dennis suddenly collides with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean] See ya.

Mindy: Good luck, Spongebob!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, how did you know my name?

Mindy: Oh, I'm going to be queen of the sea someday! I've been learning the names of all the sea creatures.

Patrick Star: What's my name?

Mindy: That's easy! You're Patrick Star!

Patrick Star: [blushes and laughs, lovestruck]

[the gas attendants are laughing at SpongeBob, Patrick and the Patty Wagon]

Patrick Star: Are they laughing at us?

SpongeBob SquarePants: No Patrick, they're laughing next to us.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Run, Patrick!

Patrick Star: No. I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never st...

[Dennis swats him aside]

Patrick Star: Aaaah! Run, SpongeBob!

Patrick Star: [Flies in naked with a parachute] Lets hear it for SPONGEBOB!

[Everyone runs away]

Patrick Star: Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!

[pulls on a chain]

SpongeBob SquarePants, Mindy, Patrick Star: Umbrella?

[a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]

Mindy: Daddy, no!

Plankton: Daddy, yes!

[pushes button on remote]

King Neptune: [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.

Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants: [after finding their car finally, they both say in a high voice] Ah!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, no, how will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

David Hasselhoff: I can take you there.

[Hasselhoff comes running up in slow motion]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Who are you?

David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff.

Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants: Hooray!

SpongeBob SquarePants: So, uh, where's your boat?

David Hasselhoff: Boat?

[laughs]

SpongeBob SquarePants: You still have that bag of winds, buddy?

Patrick Star: [Shows a bulge on his backside] Sure do.

[Both laugh]

Patrick Star: [Pulls out bag of wind, but not from the bulge] Here you go.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh...

Patrick Star: What?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Nothing, nothing. Now, let's go over those instructions. Let's see, it says here; Step one: hold bag away from home.

Patrick Star: [Holds bag away] Okay.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Step two: plant feet firmly on ground.

Patrick Star: [Plant feet firmly on ground] Right.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Step three: pull out string, releasing the winds.

Patrick Star: Check.

[pulls string; bag slips from hands and flies away]

SpongeBob SquarePants: [to himself] It seems simple enough. Hold bag away from home, plant feet firmly on ground, pull out string releasing wind.

[to Patrick]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, let's do it for real.

Patrick Star: Uh, SpongeBob?

Patrick Star: Never mind the car, where's the road, road, road, road, road, road, road, road, roa...?

[realizes he's repeating himself]

Patrick Star: Sorry.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We should be there in one more verse.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: [singing] Now that we're men...

Dennis: [interrupting the singing] Finally!

Patrick Star: [after flying in naked and crashing] Did you see my butt?

SpongeBob SquarePants: [riding a swimming David Hasslehoff] Go Hasslehoff!

Patrick Star: Next stop Bikini Bottom!