Patrick Star Quotes in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)


Patrick Star Quotes:

  • [from trailer]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!

    Burger-Beard: Hah!

    [He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!

    Plankton: That ain't good.

    [He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]

    Patrick Star: They're beautiful.

    [He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]

  • [Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?

    Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.

    Plankton: Isn't that your house?

  • [from trailer]

    Patrick Star: SpongeBob!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?

    Patrick Star: Talk to me, buddy.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm seeing a bright light.

    Patrick Star: [blocks the sun] Is this better?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. Thank you.

  • [from TV spot]

    Patrick Star: What's the secret password?

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPlankton: Uuuhhhh...

    Patrick Star: Correct!

  • [from trailer]

    [Patrick looks at a girl holding an ice cream cone with three scoops]

    Patrick Star: Where have you been all my life?

    [He starts eating the girl's three scoops of ice cream]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.

  • [from sneak peek]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [They arrived in the human world] Woah! What is this place?

    Mr. Krabs: I have a bad feeling about this.

    Patrick Star: [they see a foot] Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [to the foot] Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the krabby patty?

    Patrick Star: Hey! My friend is talking to you.

    [He taps the foot several times]

  • [from TV spot]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go, team!

    [a pelican squawks at Patrick as he is pushed down, hanging to an edge of a rock cliff]

    Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!

  • Patrick Star: FINLAND!

  • [from TV spot]

    Patrick Star: Hey, I got feet!

  • [from TV spot]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.

    Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.

    Plankton: Uh once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!

    Patrick Star: Nice try.

  • [from TV spot]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: We're putting a team together.

    Patrick Star: Ooh, pick me!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: To the surface!

  • [from trailer]

    Burger-Beard: Attack!

    [a Plankton helicopter appeared to attack the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob is ready to aim at it]

    Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

    [SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]

    Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!

    [the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]

    Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob] Got it!

    [the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]

    Burger-Beard: Bullseye!

  • Patrick Star: [Licking a picture of a Krabby Patty] Does anyone have a picture of some ketchup?

  • Patrick Star: I can't think of a sweeter way to go.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, hand me the potatoes.

    Patrick Star: Mashed or scalloped?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Better make them... raw!

    Patrick Star: Aye, aye, sir!

    [Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]

  • Patrick Star: Justice is best soft served.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick why are you doing this?

    Patrick Star: Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!

  • Patrick Star: Hey! Where'd the pirate go?

  • Patrick Star: Good morning Squidward i'll have the usual with cheese.

    Squidward Tentacles: We're out of patties right now!

    Patrick Star: No more Krabby Patties? NO!

  • Patrick Star: Come on Tummy. It's gonna be a long day.

  • Patrick Star: SpongeBob, what happened?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton cheated.

    Sheldon J. Plankton: Cheated?

    [Now to Neptune]

    Sheldon J. Plankton: Hold on there, baldy.

    [Now to SpongeBob]

    Sheldon J. Plankton: Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Because you cheated?

    Sheldon J. Plankton: No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid.


    Sheldon J. Plankton: A stupid kid!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess you're right, Plankton.

    [looks down]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I am just a kid.

    Sheldon J. Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.

    Sheldon J. Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...

    SpongeBob SquarePants: And no amount of mermaid magic...

    [Turns to Mindy]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: ... or managerial promotion...

    [Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: ... or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

    Sheldon J. Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [over microphone] But that's okay!

    Sheldon J. Plankton: What? What's going on?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Because I did what everyone said a kid COULDN'T do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown BACK!

    Sheldon J. Plankton: All right, we get the point.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: So, yeah, I'm a kid!

    [the lights go down, dry ice smoke surrounds SpongeBob, and a spotlight falls on him]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: And I'm also a goofball! And a wing nut! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

    Sheldon J. Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: But most of all, I'm...

    Sheldon J. Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm... I'M...

    Sheldon J. Plankton: WHAT THE SCALLOP?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [bursts into song] I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

  • Dennis: Finally.

    [cracks knuckles]

    Dennis: I got you right where I want you.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I help you with something, sir?

    Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: You're gonna exterminate us?

    [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then burst out in laughter before wiping their tears]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

    Dennis: You mean these?

    [grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces]

    Dennis: I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

    [Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: They were fake?

    Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.

    [Pulls face mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip]

    Patrick Star: Is he a mermaid?

    Dennis: All right. Enough gab.

    [approaches SpongeBob and Patrick, who are trembling in fear]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you gonna do to us?

    Dennis: Plankton was very specific.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton?

    Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.

    Patrick Star: Step on us?

    Dennis: Yeah! That way, you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

    [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other]

    Dennis: Uhh, perhaps I've said too much.

    [extends spikes from the soles of his boots. SpongeBob and Patrick tremble in fear as Dennis positions his boot above them]

    Patrick Star: That's a big boot.

    Dennis: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot!


    Dennis: I love this job!

    [Continues to laugh, only to be crushed by a bigger boot]

    Patrick Star: Bigger boot!

    [tries to run away]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, Pat! This bigger boot saved our lives.

    Patrick Star: Yay!

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: Thank you, stranger!

  • King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.

    Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.

    King Neptune: Eight.

    Patrick Star: Seven.

    King Neptune: Six

    Mr. Eugene H. KrabsSpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]

    King Neptune: Six it is then.

    Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!

  • Patrick Star: I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

  • Patrick Star: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

  • Patrick Star: SpongeBob?

    [sees him walking away from the trench, defeated]

    Patrick Star: Hey, where are you going?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm going home, Patrick.

    Patrick Star: But what about Mr Krabs?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: What about us? WE'LL never survive in that trench! You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just... kids.

    Patrick Star: We're NOT kids!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream - we worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! WE DON'T BELONG OUT HERE.

    Patrick Star: [defensively] We do NOT worship him!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [pulls Patrick's pants down] Patrick, you've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?

    Patrick Star: [starts to cry] Worship...? Oh, you're right, SpongeBob! We ARE kids!

    [runs away crying, then trips over pulled-down pants]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.

    Mindy: [just arrived in carriage] But you can't go home!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Mindy!

    Patrick Star: Mindy?

    [frantically pulls up pants before falling over again]

    Patrick Star: Huh?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: How much did you hear?

    Mindy: I heard enough.

    Patrick Star: Did you see my underwear?

    Mindy: No, Patrick.

    Patrick Star: [grabs pants] Did you want to?

  • Patrick Star: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'M a kid!

    Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

    Patrick Star: Uh, I'm supposed to get a toy with this?

    [toy smacks Patrick in the face]

    Patrick Star: Thanks.

  • Patrick Star: Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

    Squidward Tentacles: [Leaving] Pass.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, Patrick and I...

    Patrick Star: Hi.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: ...will bring back the crown and save you from Neptune's wrath. You have nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands.

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [worried] Ohh!

  • Attendant #1: You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

    [they drive over the line; a thief stops them]

    Thief: Out of the car, fellas.

    [thief drives off with Patty Wagon]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: How many seconds was that?

    Attendant #2: Twelve.

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: ...IN YOUR FACE!

    [start laughing hysterically at attendants before walking away over county line]

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Feast your eyes, Patrick.

    Patrick Star: What is it?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features: Sesame seed finish; steel-belted pickles; grilled leather interior; and under the hood, a fuel-injected French fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

    Patrick Star: Wow.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. Wow.

  • Mindy: [after getting SpongeBob's and Patrick's moustaches] So, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: [are intrigued by moustaches and weren't listening to Mindy]

    Mindy: Guys!

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: Yeah?

    Mindy: I said, "Now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: Heck, yeah!

    Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: Heck, no!

    Mindy: And why?

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: Because we're invincible!

    [both jump off cliff]

    Mindy: [calling after them] I never said that!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Mindy turns Patrick and Spongebob into men] Huh. I don't feel anything differ... oh my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!

    Patrick Star: So do you!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: [crying in bar, then sits up] Alright, get it together, old boy. I know, I'll just stop thinking about it.


    SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad!

    Patrick Star: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager!

    [SpongeBob starts crying again]

    Patrick Star: Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

  • Patrick Star: Hey, look. Free ice-cream.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, boy!

    [SpongeBob runs to the "ice-cream booth" surrounded by piles of bones and skulls]

    Patrick Star: [to a skull] How you doing?

    [Looks around and sees the piles of bones and skulls]

    Patrick Star: Wait a minute. Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah?

    Patrick Star: Make mine a chocolate!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: And after the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party till we're purple.

    Patrick Star: Yay! I love being purple!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: We're going to the place where all the action is.

    Patrick Star: You don't mean...?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I mean.

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: Goofy Goobers Ice Cream Party Boat!

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: [singing] Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!

  • Dennis: [about to step on Spongebob and Patrick] That's IT! I'm through with messing around! See ya later fools!

    Patrick Star: [Dennis suddenly collides with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean] See ya.

  • Mindy: Good luck, Spongebob!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, how did you know my name?

    Mindy: Oh, I'm going to be queen of the sea someday! I've been learning the names of all the sea creatures.

    Patrick Star: What's my name?

    Mindy: That's easy! You're Patrick Star!

    Patrick Star: [blushes and laughs, lovestruck]

  • [the gas attendants are laughing at SpongeBob, Patrick and the Patty Wagon]

    Patrick Star: Are they laughing at us?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: No Patrick, they're laughing next to us.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Run, Patrick!

    Patrick Star: No. I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never st...

    [Dennis swats him aside]

    Patrick Star: Aaaah! Run, SpongeBob!

  • Patrick Star: [Flies in naked with a parachute] Lets hear it for SPONGEBOB!

    [Everyone runs away]

    Patrick Star: Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

    Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!

    [pulls on a chain]

    SpongeBob SquarePantsMindyPatrick Star: Umbrella?

    [a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]

    Mindy: Daddy, no!

    Plankton: Daddy, yes!

    [pushes button on remote]

    King Neptune: [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.

  • Patrick StarSpongeBob SquarePants: [after finding their car finally, they both say in a high voice] Ah!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, no, how will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

    David Hasselhoff: I can take you there.

    [Hasselhoff comes running up in slow motion]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Who are you?

    David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff.

    Patrick StarSpongeBob SquarePants: Hooray!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: So, uh, where's your boat?

    David Hasselhoff: Boat?


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: You still have that bag of winds, buddy?

    Patrick Star: [Shows a bulge on his backside] Sure do.

    [Both laugh]

    Patrick Star: [Pulls out bag of wind, but not from the bulge] Here you go.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh...

    Patrick Star: What?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Nothing, nothing. Now, let's go over those instructions. Let's see, it says here; Step one: hold bag away from home.

    Patrick Star: [Holds bag away] Okay.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Step two: plant feet firmly on ground.

    Patrick Star: [Plant feet firmly on ground] Right.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Step three: pull out string, releasing the winds.

    Patrick Star: Check.

    [pulls string; bag slips from hands and flies away]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [to himself] It seems simple enough. Hold bag away from home, plant feet firmly on ground, pull out string releasing wind.

    [to Patrick]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, let's do it for real.

    Patrick Star: Uh, SpongeBob?

  • Patrick Star: Never mind the car, where's the road, road, road, road, road, road, road, road, roa...?

    [realizes he's repeating himself]

    Patrick Star: Sorry.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: We should be there in one more verse.

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: [singing] Now that we're men...

    Dennis: [interrupting the singing] Finally!

  • Patrick Star: [after flying in naked and crashing] Did you see my butt?

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: [riding a swimming David Hasslehoff] Go Hasslehoff!

    Patrick Star: Next stop Bikini Bottom!

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