Patricia Nixon Quotes in Black Dynamite (2009)

Black Dynamite: First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize.

Patricia Nixon: But I shot at you. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.

Black Dynamite: This is true, but you did not connect. You shot a plate. Had you connected, pimp-slapping you into that china cabinet might have been justified. But I feel I crossed the line. And for that, please accept my apology.

Patricia Nixon: I do. I do, it's just... oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous.

Black Dynamite: This is also true. Because whenever there's injustice,

[stands up]

Black Dynamite: wrongs to be...

[Gloria suddenly appears and embraces Black Dynamite]

Gloria: Oh, Black Dynamite!

Patricia Nixon: [Tugging Black Dynamite's pants] Go on, honey.

Black Dynamite: [Pulls out his handgun and points it straight ahead] Because whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted,

[as Gloria sits down, holding Black Dynamite's left leg]

Black Dynamite: innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around.

[Pulls out his nunchucks]

Black Dynamite: Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite.

[Pat Nixon proceeds to approach Black Dynamite and hold his right leg]

Patricia Nixon: Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware, you moon-cricket!