Patricia Eden Quotes in You've Got Mail (1998)

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Patricia Eden Quotes:

  • Veronica Grant: [trapped in the elevator] If I ever get of here, I'm gonna start speaking to my mama. I wonder what she's doing right this very minute.

    Charlie: If I ever get of here... I'm marrying Oreet. I love her. I should marry her. I don't know what's been stopping me.

    Patricia Eden: [rummaging through her purse] If I ever get out of here, I'm having my eyes lasered.

    Joe Fox: If I ever get out of here...

    Patricia Eden: Where are my Tic-Tacs? Ugh!

    [pause]

    Patricia Eden: What?

  • Patricia Eden: [to Joe, about Kathleen] You know, I love how you've totally forgotten that you've had any role in her current situation. It's so obtuse. So insensitive. Reminds me of someone. Who? Who does it remind me of?

    [beat]

    Patricia Eden: Me!

  • Frank Navasky: Joe Fox?

    Joe Fox: F-O-X.

    Frank Navasky: The inventor of the superstore, of course. The enemy of the mid-list novel, the destroyer of City Books. Tell me something: really, how do you sleep at night?

    Patricia Eden: [walking up] Ah, I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug, Ultradorm. Don't take the whole thing, just half, and you will wake up without even the tiniest hangover.

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