Patrice Quotes in No Strings Attached (2011)

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Patrice Quotes:

  • Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.

  • Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

    Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?

    Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...

    [takes out a CD]

    Adam: I also made you this.

    [hands it to Emma]

    Adam: To help soothe your womb.

    Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."

    Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?

    Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?

    Guy: That's so romantic!

    Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!

    Adam: It's a classic.

  • Emma: The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.

    Patrice: You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy.

    Emma: What's up, Dr. Metzner!

    [shocked]

    Emma: Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?

    Patrice: That was really hard to watch.

    Emma: Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts.

  • Guy: I love it when we're all on the same cycle. We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight.

    Patrice: You are not even a woman.

  • Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.

  • Patrice: [Into front door intercom] Hello?

    Adam: Hi, it's Adam.

    Patrice: [Looks at Emma, who shakes her head "no", then back into intercom] Go away.

    Adam: I've got cupcakes.

    [Gets buzzed in]

  • Patrice: This is a frat party. You just have to be drunk and look hot. Watch and learn.

    [gets on table and yells to the whole party]

    Patrice: Hey! Hey! I'm so drunk!

  • Eli: Hey!

    Patrice: Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. You have two gay dads.

    Eli: Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.

    Patrice: They helped me move my boxes sophomore year.

    Eli: They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though.

    Patrice: Okay.

  • Charlie: [Charlie, obviously drunk, is entertaining his friends with stories from acting camp] He started squirting everybody with this turkey baster and screaming "Un-sex me! Un-sex me!"

    Dennis: Wasn't Willem Dafoe in that group?

    Charlie: Yeah, and he went on to talk about how a lot of secrets are hidden in people's basements...

    Leopold: Like the Louvre?

    [everybody pauses and looks at Leo]

    Leopold: I'm sorry, Charles, you were saying?

    Patrice: What about the Louvre?

    Monica: Yeah, tell us what you were going to say.

    Leopold: Well, not all of the artwork in the Louvre is on the walls. Some is in the basement.

    Patrice: You've been in the basement of the Louvre?

    Leopold: Why, yes!

    Patrice: I was a art history major at Vassar!

    Leopold: Ahhhh...

  • Jody: What else do I need to know?

    Juanita: Sizes. You got to know a woman's size on sight. Before she tells. Don't wait for her to tell you. You should know. Compliment them, even if they big and ugly.

    Patrice: Especially if they are. Like Bernice

    Juanita: That's a big bitch.

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