Patrice Quotes in No Strings Attached (2011)
Patrice Quotes:
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Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.
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Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
[takes out a CD]
Adam: I also made you this.
[hands it to Emma]
Adam: To help soothe your womb.
Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy: That's so romantic!
Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
Adam: It's a classic.
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Emma: The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.
Patrice: You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy.
Emma: What's up, Dr. Metzner!
[shocked]
Emma: Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?
Patrice: That was really hard to watch.
Emma: Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts.
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Guy: I love it when we're all on the same cycle. We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight.
Patrice: You are not even a woman.
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Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.
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Patrice: [Into front door intercom] Hello?
Adam: Hi, it's Adam.
Patrice: [Looks at Emma, who shakes her head "no", then back into intercom] Go away.
Adam: I've got cupcakes.
[Gets buzzed in]
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Patrice: This is a frat party. You just have to be drunk and look hot. Watch and learn.
[gets on table and yells to the whole party]
Patrice: Hey! Hey! I'm so drunk!
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Eli: Hey!
Patrice: Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. You have two gay dads.
Eli: Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.
Patrice: They helped me move my boxes sophomore year.
Eli: They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though.
Patrice: Okay.
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Charlie: [Charlie, obviously drunk, is entertaining his friends with stories from acting camp] He started squirting everybody with this turkey baster and screaming "Un-sex me! Un-sex me!"
Dennis: Wasn't Willem Dafoe in that group?
Charlie: Yeah, and he went on to talk about how a lot of secrets are hidden in people's basements...
Leopold: Like the Louvre?
[everybody pauses and looks at Leo]
Leopold: I'm sorry, Charles, you were saying?
Patrice: What about the Louvre?
Monica: Yeah, tell us what you were going to say.
Leopold: Well, not all of the artwork in the Louvre is on the walls. Some is in the basement.
Patrice: You've been in the basement of the Louvre?
Leopold: Why, yes!
Patrice: I was a art history major at Vassar!
Leopold: Ahhhh...
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Jody: What else do I need to know?
Juanita: Sizes. You got to know a woman's size on sight. Before she tells. Don't wait for her to tell you. You should know. Compliment them, even if they big and ugly.
Patrice: Especially if they are. Like Bernice
Juanita: That's a big bitch.
-- Patrice
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