Patient Quotes in Die Another Day (2002)
Patient Quotes:
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Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair.
James Bond: No?
[punches him]
James Bond: You do now.
-- Patient -
[wearing a white lab coat, Harrison enters a deserted hospital emergency room when suddenly, injured people pour into the area from all directions]
Paramedic #1: [voice] A volcano has erupted!
Paramedic #2: [voice] Tornado!
Paramedic: [voice] Earthquake!
Patient: [voice] El Nino!
Man: [voice] Herpies!
Hospital Visitor: [voice] An ocean liner just hit an iceburg!
-- Patient -
[the dentist is getting ready to pull a patient's tooth when Nigel flies into the window. The dentist spins around, ripping the patient's tooth out]
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Dentist: Oh... well, that's ONE way to pull a tooth...
-- Patient -
[in the Bronx VA hospital]
Ron Kovic: This place is a fuckin' slum!
Marvin: You want out of here, man? Fine. We take that leg of yours, and we can get you out of here in two weeks!
Ron Kovic: I want my leg.
Marvin: Why?
Ron Kovic: I want my leg!
Marvin: Why? You can't feel it no how!
Ron Kovic: (incredulous and angry) It's my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can't you understand that? All's I'm sayin' is that I want to be treated like a human being! I fought for my country! I am a Vietnam veteran! I fought for my country!
Patient: [off-camera] Shut the fuck up!
Ron Kovic: And I think that I deserve to be treated... decent!
-- Patient -
Doctor: [Aladeen rewrote the language so his name means both "positive" and "negative"] Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
Patient: The Aladeen news?
Doctor: You're HIV-Aladeen.
-- Patient -
[first lines]
Laura Pehlke: [parrot repeatedly saying "earth quake" in the background] Hi, I'm Laura. Sorry I'm late. I saw you you the last time you were here, right?
Patient: Uh, no, maybe a year or two ago. Uh, listen, I need to be at work by...
Laura Pehlke: Don't worry, I'm gonna get you all polished up and out of here in no time.
-- Patient -
[first lines]
Patient: This is the best my back has felt in three years. Joseph, you're a genius.
Joseph: That's my job. I'm a surgeon. But I'm no genius.
-- Patient -
Prison Ward Patient: Y'know, I know there are people who are normal.
Dr. Margaret Ford: Are there?
Patient: Yes, there are. But...
Dr. Margaret Ford: But what?
Patient: But I don't know what those people do.
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Rudy Mackenzie: I've been approached by the Federal Trade Organization.
Dr. Thomas Becker: And what have they approached you about, Mr. Mackenzie?
Rudy Mackenzie: Ah... and this is nuts, but they have asked me to head up the Organization for the Organized!
Dr. Thomas Becker: The Organization... for the Organized?
Rudy Mackenzie: Yeah, you've heard of them?
Dr. Thomas Becker: No, Mr. Mackenzie, I have not.
Patient: That's because there is no such organization, you idiot!
Rudy Mackenzie: That is categorically not true; that is *blatantly* and *manifestly* not true! They have asked me to lead them, and if you've heard of them then they wouldn't be hush hush, would they?
Dr. Thomas Becker: What do the rest of you think?
Jack Starks: Well, uh... I know they exist.
Dr. Thomas Becker: And how is that?
Jack Starks: When I was in the Gulf, the Organization... was recruiting the organized.
Dr. Thomas Becker: Is that a fact, Mr. Starks? Because if it's not, it doesn't help Mr. Mackenzie.
Jack Starks: It is a fact, bona fide and classified.
Rudy Mackenzie: I knew it, I knew it! Those little *fuckers* are everywhere!
Jack Starks: They only recruit the best, Mackenzie.
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Patient: A lot of smart women think too much to look good, and talk too much to fuck well.
-- Patient -
Patient: I'm *way* too afraid to even *approach* a woman that might be on my intellectual level. I know what you're gonna say. It's not 'coz I'm afraid she'll reject me, I'm afraid I'll reject her.
-- Patient -
Patient: You don't know how *crazy* you make me.
Julie: Well, then I guess I'm not doing my job, am I?
-- Patient -
Julie: What happened between us was an incredible beach of professionalism, and is not the way I want to conduct myself.
Patient: Really? Not even a little bit?
-- Patient
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