Pat McGurn Quotes in Road House (1989)

Dalton: You got quite a little enterprise going here.

Pat McGurn: What?

Dalton: You're going through a bottle every 30 minutes, you're skimming the till for 6 shots a bottle. On drafts, 1 every 10.

Dalton: [to Tilghman] I figure he's costing you about 150 a night.

Pat McGurn: [smiles at Dalton] So?

Dalton: So consider it severance pay. TAKE THE TRAIN.

Pat McGurn: [to Tilghman] I didn't hear you say that.

Frank Tilghman: Well, I'm sayin' it now.

Pat McGurn: You sure?

Frank Tilghman: GET OUT.

Dalton: Problem?

Pat McGurn: There's no problem. Just a little mistake, that's all.

Dalton: What's that?

Pat McGurn: My job. You don't get it, do you?

Dalton: Why don't you explain it to me?

Tinker: [ready to fight] I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

O'Connor: [to Tinker] Hey, shut up, shithead.

[to Dalton]

O'Connor: Mr. Tilghman's changed his mind. And that's all you need to know, son.

Dalton: No, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to know a little bit more than that.

O'Connor: Mr. Tilghman may own this bar, but the liquor he serves is supplied to him by BRAD WESLEY. Now, Pat McGurn is in the employ of Mr Wesley, his uncle. Not Mr Tilghman.

Pat McGurn: You see, I'm stayin', and YOU'RE GOIN'.

Dalton: Oh, really?

Morgan: If you're not drinkin', YOU'RE outta here!

Carrie: Don' let 'im bother you. Morgan was born an asshole and jus' got bigger.

Carrie: I'm Carrie Ann!... If you need ANYTHING... ANYTHING, jus' let me know.

Carrie: You gotta name?

Dalton: Yeah.

Carrie: Well, what IS it?

Dalton: Dalton.

Carrie: [laughing] Ohhh my God! Shit! I've heard of youuu!

Pat McGurn: 'Ey Carrie Ann! What're'ya waitin' for? Christmas? MOVE!

Carrie: Ah shut up. I'm goin'. Jesus Christ.