Pat Candy Quotes in Our Brand Is Crisis (2015)

Pat Candy: You know, when Adlai Stevenson was running for president, a woman came up to him on a rally one night and said, "Every thinking person will be voting for you." And Stevenson said, "Ma'am, that's not enough. I need a majority."

Jane: "It may be possible to hold power based on guns; it is far better to win the heart of the nation".

Pat Candy: That's nice.

Pat Candy: So listen, um, when this is all over - I mean, no matter which way it goes - when we get back home, I'm going to spend hours pleasuring myself thinking about you.

Jane: That would be an honor, Pat. Thank you very much.

Pat Candy: So maybe later, huh?

Jane: Maybe.

Pat Candy: Yeah?

Jane: Mmm-hmm.

Pat Candy: You know what I mean, right?

Jane: I can only assume.

Pat Candy: [to Jane sitting silently] If you fight with monsters for too long, you become a monster. And if you stare into the abyss too long..."Whatever the fuckin' rest of it is. I don't know...