Passenger Quotes in The Dark Knight (2008)


Passenger Quotes:

  • Passenger: [after no one volunteers to push the detonator on the ferry] No one wants to get their hands dirty. Fine I'll do it. Those men on that boat, they made their choices, they chose to murder and steal. It doesn't make any sense for all of us to die too.

  • [first lines]

    Passenger: Excuse me.

    Tourist Dad: I'm sorry, this is my cab.

    Passenger: Sorry.

    Tourist Dad: Listen, I was here first!

    [as the cab drives away]

    Tourist Dad: Oh, God! Oh, taxi? Taxi!

  • Annie Porter: [after just using a chainsaw to cut through a locked door but not removing chainsaw from the hole] Can you lot get out?

    Passenger: If you back off with the saw, we'll give it a try!

  • [Barney attracts the attention of a woman sewing]

    Barney: Pardon me. Don't your hands ever get tired?

    Passenger: Idle hands...

    Barney: By the time we land you'll probably have a rug!

    Passenger: [confused] A rug?

  • Passenger: [the plane crashes and Bernie stares at it wide-eyed] Please help us!

    Bernie LaPlante: These are $100 dollar shoes!

  • Passenger: Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy? Now that you should see. What a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy that you should see?

  • Passenger: [to Travis] You see that window with the light? The one closet to the edge of the building? you know who lives there? Of course you don't know who lives there, but I'm saying "Do you know who lives there?" A Nigger lives there, and that isn't my apartment. My wife is in there and... I'm gonna kill her.


    Passenger: I'm gonna kill her with a .44 Magnum.

  • Passenger: I mean, do you really believe all this bullshit?

    Combo: Get out, you faggot!

  • [first lines]

    Driver: Uh, oh.

    Passenger: What is it?

    Passenger: [seeing the car behind them] What do they want?

    Driver: I don't know... just pass me... pass me...

    Driver: [trying to identify the following car] Is it a cop?

    Passenger: I can't see.

    [they are hit from behind]

    Driver: What the fuck are these jokers playin' at?

    Rear passenger: Oh, they ain't playin', you better believe it.

    [they are hit again]

    Passenger: What're we gonna do?

    Driver: I don't know... OK, hold on, you guys.

    [he veers to a side road]

    Passenger: There's a truck, too.

    [the car behind them turns on its roof light]

    Driver: Shit, it *is* a cop.

    Passenger: Better stop.

    Driver: OK, sit tight, you guys. Don't say anything; let me talk... All right? We'll be all right; just relax.

  • passenger: [about the Gulag] If you want proof about America, you take a book. You want proof about Russia, take shovel. They're all buried here. Scientists, priests, poets. There is no God, and there is no Siberia.

  • Roy: [competing with other passenger's tiger scar] Hey, look at this. A deer attacked me.

    passenger: A deer?

    Roy: Yeah, a John Deer power mower!

  • Max: [on deck of ship] It happened every time. Someone would look up, and see her. It's difficult to understand. There'd be more than a thousand of us on that ship, traveling rich folks, immigrants, and strange people, and us; yet there was always *one*, one guy alone, who would see her first. Maybe he was just sitting there eating, or walking on the deck, maybe he was just fixing his pants. He'd look up for a second, a quick glance out to sea, and he'd *see* her. Then he'd just stand there, rooted to the spot, his heart racing. And every time, *every* *damn* *time* I swear, he'd turn to us, towards the ship, towards everybody, and *scream*.

    Passenger: [pointing] America!

    Crowd: [everyone turns to see the Statue of Liberty, and break out in cheers]

  • Jack Bonner: Look, I don't want to get rough with you, pal, but I'm not taking half the money.

    Passenger: Alright then, give it back.

    Jack Bonner: Hey, what are you... Just... Get your ass of my boat, Man. Get your ass off my boat. Do you believe this? And, take your embarrassing beach towel with you.

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