Party Guest Quotes in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Party Guest: [Steve and Thor are having a drink amongst a few old men at the party] I gotta have some of that!

Thor: Oh, no, no, no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years, in the barrels built from the wreck of Brunhilde's fleet, it's not meant for mortal men.

[Thor pours the drink into two glasses and hands one to Steve]

Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.

Thor: [Thor looks at Steve, who shrugs] Alright.

[Thor pours some of the drink into the Stan Lee's glass]

Stan Lee: [Later Stan, looking extremely drunk is being carried off by two men] Excelsior.

[coming upon a large gift box; it contains a TV]

Mark Van Doren: Well, what do we have here?

Party guest: Aftershave.

Mark Van Doren: Aww.

Party Guest: I wouldn't go in there with that hat

Buck: Thanks for the tip!

[a guest is calling his meditation guru]

Party guest: Hey, Mr. Davis, I forgot my mantra.

Drunk party goer: I want to see Macintosh.

Party Guest: [stuffing face with sweets] I just want to pig out.

Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.

Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.

Party Guest: Oh,but really biting satire is always better than physical force.

Isaac Davis: No,physical force is always better with Nazis.

Isaac Davis: Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.

Party Guest: There is this devastating satirical piece on that on the Op Ed page of the Times, it is devastating.

Isaac Davis: Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks and baseball bats really gets right to the point.

Larry: [Larry drinks from the fountain as if it were a dog dish] Ahh. You're up, pal.

Party Guest: No thanks... My, that's an interesting... haircut.

Larry: Ah, thanks, but it's not without some help. I have a great deal of product in there.

Larry: [Larry turns to Curly, who is drinking punch directly from the bowl] Hey! Where are your manners?

Larry: [Curly extends his pinky fingers and drinks from the punch bowl] Atta boy.

Larry: [Larry samples the dip with his finger] Hmm...

Curly: Ah, how's the dip?

Larry: Here, try it for yourself.

[Larry feeds Curly some of the dip from his fingers]

Curly: Mmm-mm!

Mama Klump: [Answering door] Oh my, goodness! Is there a fire?

Fireman Stripper: Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.

Mama Klump: I don't smell no smoke.

[sniffs]

Fireman Stripper: [Walks in and beings playing music from stereo] There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente!

[begins stripping]

Party Guest, Party Guest, Bridesmaid, Denise: Ooh!

[laugh and clap]

Mama Klump: Ooh! Lord, have mercy! A strip - Oh, my! My mother must've arranged this!

Party Guest: In 1910, Halley's Comet Returned. Everyone thought they were going to die then.

Tambey 'Tammy' Tyree: [reciting to party guests] I come from Virginie, Sir / I've been walkin' all the way alongside the wagon, ox-drawn / I've been sleepin' on the ground by night and walkin' all the day / I've come to this great house to sell fresh eggs I'm totin'em in my bonnet.

Peter Brent: Oh, why don't you come in. We have need of eggs.

Tambey 'Tammy' Tyree: It will pleasure me, Sir, for sure.

Party Guest: That's a lovely gown that you're wearing.

Tambey 'Tammy' Tyree: It was made in Virginie / My mammy sewed it for me with a needle and fine thread. / She made it strong for lastin' because it was a far piece to come.

Party Guest: I like to hear about that.

Tambey 'Tammy' Tyree: [continues the recitation] We came a-walkin' all the way / With the wagon creakin' loud and the oxen movin' slow / We come over the mountains and down by the trace / Mammy an' Pappy an' and me, an' one crawlin' baby that had to be toted / And some odd-size sisters, two or three / That's how we come.

Party Guest: Please go on. What happened?

Tambey 'Tammy' Tyree: [continues the recitation] A sight of strange things happened, powerful strange. / / My pappy was a musical man / He had him an old bull fiddle strung with hairs from a horse's tail. / His music was so sweet, he'd draw the birds down from the trees / And they flew along with him, singin', before and behind / That's what brought us all grief.

Party Guest: Tell us some more, sister. How can the birds make you trouble?

Party Guest: What do we get if we win?

Van Helsing: You get to keep the boy!

Leisman: [pickup line] Tickle your ass with a feather?

Party Guest: I beg your pardon?

Leisman: It's particularly nasty weather.

Party Guest: Somebody put a turd in the punchbowl!

Chooch: [to Leisman] Help yourself sir.

John Lewis: Excuse me. Where do they keep the thunder box in this place?

Party guest: I beg your pardon?

John Lewis: Where does one go if one wants to wash one's hands?

party guest: [leaving the party,to Maria sarcastically] We're not staying for the fireworks, thank you!

party guest: [contemptuously aloud to her friend about Maria] If it wasn't for her money, she'd be hanging out of a tenement window somewhere chewing on a string of garlic.

Party Guest: I brought the radio along with me.

Party Guest #2: What can you get with that?

Party Guest: Why, gee, I can get Chicago with that?

Party Guest #2: Chicago? Why that's nothin'. I got Scotland last night.

Party Guest: How do you know you got Scotland?

Party Guest #2: Why, I heard the guy singing "The best things in life - are free".

Party Guest: He used to be married to my mother's mother.

Party Guest: You're a double bastard.

Hap Schneider: Say, how about a little square-dancin'? Yahoo!

[jumps on the table and it collapses]

Party Guest: Alright?

Hap Schneider: Must be these boots, I'm used to dancing in my bare feet. How's everybody? Ah! Yahoo!

Party Guest: You were talking about democracy. Don't forget that Hong Kong never had democracy, and Hong Kong never asked for democracy, and didn't get it until 1984. But having been given it as a present, it might miss it if it's taken away again.