Parrot Quotes in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.

Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.

Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?

[pause]

Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.

Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.

Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.

Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.

Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

Parrot: Shiver me timbers.

Mr. Gibbs: Cotton 'ere says you missed a bit.

Parrot: [after having a gun pointed at him by Jack the Monkey] Parlay?

Parrot: [quickly flies away after seeing Lord Beckett's Armada] Awk! Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Parrot: Identification, please.

Dash: Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks! There, that one.

Parrot: Voice key incorrect.

Violet: Voice key?

Parrot: Voice key incorrect.

Violet: Wait a second...

[Parrot sounds alarm]

Dash: What do we do?

Violet: Run!

Dash: Where are we going?

Violet: Away from here!

[last lines]

The Prime Minister: [over the phone] Ah, Mr. Bond. I wanted to call you personnally and to say how pleased we all are that your mission was a success. Thank you.

Parrot: Thank you, thank you.

The Prime Minister: Don't thank me, Mr. Bond. Your courage and resourcefulness are a credit to the nation. Denis and I look forward to meeting you. Meanwhile, if there is anything I can do for you...

Parrot: Give us a kiss, give us a kiss.

The Prime Minister: Well, really, Mr. Bond.

Tanner: I think we're having a little trouble with the line, madam.

Frederick Gray: [to Q] You idiot. Get on to him.

Q: 007. 007.

Frederick Gray: Bond! Have you gone mad? What's going on? Bond. Bond! BOND!

Parrot: ATAC to St. Cyril's. ATAC to St. Cyril's. ATAC to St. Cyril's.

Maida: [after killing Patch's assistant] I think you owe the lady and me an apology

Patch: [smiles] My apologies.

Maida: [slices off his eye patch] You didn't sound to sincere to me.

Patch: I'm sorry.

Parrot: Don't believe him. He's lying.

Parrot: I love you, Mr Maynard!

Victor Maynard: What the fuck?

[first lines]

Parrot: Rinse please!

Shepherd 'Shep' Henderson: She used a cat.

Parrot: Cat!

Parrot: Who's a fool? You're a fool!

Parrot: Everybody naked, there!

Lyman: Polly want a...

Parrot: Shut up!

Lyman: Polly want a Crack...

Parrot: Shut up! I'm an eagle.

[lifts wings, chuckles, turns in a circle]

Fiona: Hello there. Polly want a crack...

Parrot: Shut up! I'm an eagle.

Fiona: Wow, he actually said it. Hey, how come his lips don't move when he talks?

Lyman: Only when he reads.