Paramedic #2 Quotes in Wrongfully Accused (1998)

[wearing a white lab coat, Harrison enters a deserted hospital emergency room when suddenly, injured people pour into the area from all directions]

Paramedic #1: [voice] A volcano has erupted!

Paramedic #2: [voice] Tornado!

Paramedic: [voice] Earthquake!

Patient: [voice] El Nino!

Man: [voice] Herpies!

Hospital Visitor: [voice] An ocean liner just hit an iceburg!

[impersonating a doctor, Harrison looks at various patients in a hospital ER]

Ryan Harrison: [refering to a fat man] He's pregnant.

Paramedic #2: [refering to another patient] Doctor, this man has been shot five times!

Ryan Harrison: Put him in the 10 bullets or less line.

Paramedic: [refering to a pregnant woman in labor] Doctor, you may want to take a look at this.

Ryan Harrison: No thank you!

Ryan Harrison: [refering to another patient] This man's in cardiac arrest. Give him 200,000 cc's of adrenaline.

Nurse: But Doc...

Ryan Harrison: But what? Damn your butt! I said 200,000 cc's of adrenaline!

Ryan Harrison: [refering to another injured woman] Balance, rotate, and align the organs.

Paramedic #1: You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.

Freddy: Well, what does that mean?

Paramedic #1: Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.

Freddy: Are you saying we're dead?

Paramedic #2: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.

Freddy: Are you saying we're dead?

Paramedic #2: No conclusions.

Paramedic #1: Obviously I didn't mean you were really dead. Dead people don't move around and talk.