Pamela Glover Quotes in The Cannonball Run (1981)

Mr. Foyt: Terrorists my dimpled ass! These people make terrorists look like the Sisters of Charity! These guys are Cannonballers!

Pamela Glover: What is that? A bowling team?

[finding the men's room locked, Van Helsing follows Pamela into the women's room]

Pamela Glover: Wait a minute, you can't come in here.

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing: Madam, not to be indelicate but in my profession; if you've seen one, you've see them all.

Pamela Glover: Oh, okay.

Pamela Glover: Are you one of those volleyballers?

J.J. McClure: Cannonballers. No.

Pamela Glover: I can't believe this is happening to me. This is not a joke any more. I'm being kidnapped.

J.J. McClure: Well, you can call it kidnapping if you want to be rude.

[At the Portofino Inn, Victor, in his Captain Chaos persona, saves a woman's dog from drowning in the bay and is hailed a hero, but J.J. is furious, as his selfless act cost him and J.J. the championship win]

Victor Prinsi: [as Captain Chaos] J.J., I've saved that woman's dog.

J.J. McClure: [furious] Victor... we could've won that race. Do ya understand what I'm telling you? We could've won it!

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing: You understand that? You had to go and pull that stupid stunt.

Pamela Glover: He's right, Victor.

J.J. McClure: We are sick of Captain Chaos. We are so sick of Captain Chaos that we could throw up. So you know what, Victor? There's not gonna be anymore Captain Chaos.

[grabs and rip off the mask from Victor's head; yells]

J.J. McClure: NO MORE! Ya see what I'm telling you? NO MORE!

[snatches Victor cape and slams it on the ground]

J.J. McClure: No more Captain Chaos EVER! Now what do ya think of that?

[crowd laughs as Victor seemingly feels broken-hearten over J.J. act of poor sportsmanship]

Victor Prinsi: I don't care, because...

[changes into a new superhero persona with a American flag-like mask and cape]

Victor Prinsi: I've always wanted be... Captain USA! Da-Da-DUM!

[J.J. and the racer laughs]

Victor Prinsi: It's a dirty job, but somebody go to do it.

[the racers, all neck and neck, are approaching the finish line, with Mad Dog and Batman in the lead]

Mad Dog: We got 'em.

Batman: We got 'em!

[Suddenly a car come in the way, forcing Mad Dog & Batman's GMC truck to do a 180 stop. Bradford and Shakey's motorcycle slips and skids]

J.J. McClure: [screams] LOOK OUT!

[J.J. and Victor's ambulance van and all the other cars come to screeching halt]

J.J. McClure: [yells] Okay, it's a foot race!

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing: I've got the card.

J.J. McClure: No, gimmie that, Doc! Come on, it's a foot race!

[All the racers storm out and begin running to the finish line to see who can be the first to punch at the clock and win the race]

Victor Prinsi: Have no fear! Chaos is here! DA-DA-DUM!

J.J. McClure: [hands Victor the time card] Take it and win, Captain!

Pamela Glover: Come on, Chaos! You can do it!

[as Victor and Marcie sprints, J.J. jumps on the other racers, tackling them down]

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing: Does anyone need medical attention?