Pamela Quotes in Johnny English Reborn (2011)

Johnny English: [wrestling elderly woman] She was in Hong Kong! She's the killer!

Pamela: She's my mother!

Johnny English: Couldn't she be both?

Pamela: Gentlemen, may I remind you all that MI7's current weapon of choice is dialog.

Pamela: You once called me an undesirable alien...

Baxter Thwaites: I lied!

Soldier: Colonel, there's someone coming up to see you, they just let him through the barrier.

Dr. Romarantin: Doctor Lucious Romarantin. Founder and pastor of the Holy Churches of Dark Arts, Raleigh, North Carolina. I understand the great god Vulcan has chosen to make his appearance in this half of the world, am I correct, gentlemen?

Col. Arnholt: [Colonel looks to David Jackson, both are in stunned silence]

Dr. Romarantin: Gentlemen, there's a volcano in the area, Mount St. Helens I believe?

David Jackson: ...Yes, that's right.

Dr. Romarantin: Well, I believe, I've found a way to appease the great god Vulcan!

Col. Arnholt: How are you gonna do that?

Dr. Romarantin: Colonel, you will be our holy escort to the top of the mountain. Now, you will escort Pamela and myself - she's fifteen years old, and a virgin. After a brief ceremony at the top of that fiery inferno, she will hurl herself into the jaws of that treacherous, teething fire, and thereby appease the great god Vulcan. The mountain will not erupt, and your people will be saved!

David Jackson: ...What do you feel about this, Pamela?

Pamela: Whatever the Doctor says.

David Jackson: Well, Doctor, I don't want you to think that we're not grateful, you coming all the way from Raleigh and all, but we'd like to try a couple of other things first. Maybe we could hold you in reserve? And if we do get to sacrificing, I think we'd like to use a local girl.

Dr. Romarantin: Don't say I never gave you a chance! Don't even know if she'll be a virgin tomorrow! It's alright, honey, we'll find another volcano for you.

Pamela: [trying to start a fire with two sticks] This is impossible!

Quentin: Keep going. It's how man first made fire.

Pamela: Well that just shows you how great men are. If a woman had created this is would be a lot easier!

Interviewer: Name, occupation?

Pamela: Pamela Morrison, ornament.

Interviewer: Name, occupation?

Robby Krieger: Robby Krieger, guitar player.

Interviewer: Name, occupation?

John: John Densmore, percussionist, 23 years old. Far out, man!

Interviewer: Name, occupation?

Ray Manzarek: Raymond Daniel Manzarek, born February 12th 1939, musician, organist.

Interviewer: Name, occupation?

Jim Morrison: Uh, Jim.

[smiles]

Jim Morrison: [first lines; Jim has just climbed a tree to Pam's room] Hi.

Pamela: Hi.

[pause]

Pamela: Don't you believe in doors?

Jim Morrison: A waste of time.

Pamela: It's old and depressing!

Mason: It's reality!

Pamela: This is the '80s! Nobody likes reality any more.

Pamela: And to think I've been telling my friends it's so cool living with an artist. You never once asked to paint me nude!

Mamere: So, what time should we be expecting him

[Santa Claus]

Mamere: ?

[Paul laughs]

Pamela: Very late at night. And only if you're good.

Mamere: Sounds like a burglar to me.

[Reno opens an envelope for the Con-Ed energy bill]

Reno Miller: Holy Christ! What is this? They send us the bill to Madison Square Garden? What are they kidding me, man? How the hell are we supposed to pay this bill? What is this? The bill for three months?

Carol: That's the bill for one month.

Reno Miller: Christ, what have we got here? A refrigerator, a couple of lights?

[opens another envelope]

Reno Miller: Let's see here, telephone. Oh no! Houston, Texas?

Pamela: My mother.

Reno Miller: Look at this, L.A. $1.50... $2.75... $7.50, man.

Carol: Yeah, they're mine.

Reno Miller: You talked to L.A. one time for two hours and 10 minutes? What are you, out of your mind? Are you crazy? Holy Christ! What's this? Philadelphia?

Pamela: My sister.

Reno Miller: Miami?

Carol: That's mine.

Reno Miller: Trenton, New Jersey... Queens, man!... wait, isn't Queens a local call?

Pamela: Hey, while I was in the pizza parlor, this creepy old man came up to me and said, "sweetie, you don't have to kiss to make babies." So, I waited until it was about time to leave with the pizza, so I walked right up to him and said out loud, "I know, but you still gotta fuck!"

Pamela: Hi, I'm a model!