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Painless Quotes:

  • Painless: [lining up during football game] All right, Bub, your fuckin' head is coming right off.

    [the first use of the word "fuck" in a major motion picture]

  • Painless: I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home.

    Hawkeye Pierce: And you wanted to be faithful to them. Baby, you are 7,000 miles from home, you're...

    Painless: Well anyway, I took her out and... And I failed.

    Hawkeye Pierce: You mean she wouldn't put out for you, eh?

    Painless: No, she wanted to in the worst way but it was me. I just couldn't.

    Hawkeye Pierce: Oh you couldn't...?

    Painless: No, it just wasn't happening...

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