Pa Kettle Quotes in Ma and Pa Kettle (1949)

Ma Kettle: [about Pa's underwear] It's the latest thing, Billy Reed said they'd fit perfectly.

Pa Kettle: They probably would if he were in them with me!

Ma Kettle: [laughs] Well, we'll just pin them up for right now, they'll shrink once I wash them.

Pa Kettle: I thought you might be a traveling salesman. A lot of them visit farms, you know.

Shotgun: Yeah, I've heard stories about them.

Pa Kettle: Three bathrooms and I still can't get in.

Ma Kettle: Ya got to expect that when ya got 15 kids.

Pa Kettle: Maybe we should have had less kids and more bathrooms.

Harold Masterson: Are you the Kettle in underwear?

Pa Kettle: Yeah, but how did you know?