Ox Quotes in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)


Ox Quotes:

  • [Delivering a history report]

    Ox: Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules.

    -- Ox
  • Mitch: No longer will our penises be flaccid and unused.

    Bruce: No longer we steal grandfather's porn.

    Ox: No longer we will wear blindfolds while jerking each other off.

    -- Ox
  • Richard Vernon: [after giving Mitch detention when mouths off to him] You want another one?

    Mitch: Yes...

    Richard Vernon: You got it.

    Mitch: Good!

    Richard Vernon: That's another one. You had enough yet?

    Mitch: No!

    Richard Vernon: That's another one.

    Mitch: So?

    Richard Vernon: You just say the word and I'll keep going.

    Mitch: Go!

    Richard Vernon: Eeny meeny miney...?

    Mitch: Mo!

    Richard Vernon: Your mother was a...?

    Mitch: Ho!

    Richard Vernon: He was a famous clown...?

    Mitch: Bobo!

    Ox: Mitch, cut it out!

    [Mitch looks at Ox, Ox mouths "stop!"]

    Richard Vernon: [to Ox] That's another one for you.

    Ox: But I was just...

    Richard Vernon: That's another one.

    Bruce: So, that make one more for Ox or for Mitch?

    Richard Vernon: Another.

    Bruce: I confused.

    Richard Vernon: Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. Next time I come in here I'm

    [Mitch mouths in unison]

    Richard Vernon: cracking skulls.

    -- Ox
  • Bruce: Mitch, girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see.

    Ox: I agree-gree.

    -- Ox
  • [during song]

    Mitch: Getting pussy, no matter what.

    Bruce: Even if it with dirty slut.

    Ox: True love is what I want the most.

    Fat Short Order Cook: I just jerked off in your French toast.

    -- Ox
  • Mitch: God, we're pathetic. How are we ever going to get laid before graduation?

    Ox: Mitch, we're freshman.

    -- Ox
  • Richard Vernon: ...Your mother was a...?

    Mitch: Ho.

    Richard Vernon: He was a famous clown.

    Mitch: Bobo.

    Ox: Mitch cut it out

    [mouthing the word]

    Ox: stop

    -- Ox
  • Ox: What's room service?

    Calvin Cambridge: Well, you're in a hotel room, and you pick up the phone. You dial 6. You tell them what foods you want, and they send it up


    Calvin Cambridge: for free!

    -- Ox
  • Ox: Knock, knock!

    Sergeant Moses Hightower: Who's there?

    Ox: Buu!

    Sergeant Moses Hightower: Buu, who?

    Ox: Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!

    [Hightower lets go of Ox]

    Sergeant Moses Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!

    [Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]

    -- Ox

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