Ox Quotes in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

[Delivering a history report]

Ox: Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules.

Mitch: No longer will our penises be flaccid and unused.

Bruce: No longer we steal grandfather's porn.

Ox: No longer we will wear blindfolds while jerking each other off.

Richard Vernon: [after giving Mitch detention when mouths off to him] You want another one?

Mitch: Yes...

Richard Vernon: You got it.

Mitch: Good!

Richard Vernon: That's another one. You had enough yet?

Mitch: No!

Richard Vernon: That's another one.

Mitch: So?

Richard Vernon: You just say the word and I'll keep going.

Mitch: Go!

Richard Vernon: Eeny meeny miney...?

Mitch: Mo!

Richard Vernon: Your mother was a...?

Mitch: Ho!

Richard Vernon: He was a famous clown...?

Mitch: Bobo!

Ox: Mitch, cut it out!

[Mitch looks at Ox, Ox mouths "stop!"]

Richard Vernon: [to Ox] That's another one for you.

Ox: But I was just...

Richard Vernon: That's another one.

Bruce: So, that make one more for Ox or for Mitch?

Richard Vernon: Another.

Bruce: I confused.

Richard Vernon: Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. Next time I come in here I'm

[Mitch mouths in unison]

Richard Vernon: cracking skulls.

Bruce: Mitch, girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see.

Ox: I agree-gree.

[during song]

Mitch: Getting pussy, no matter what.

Bruce: Even if it with dirty slut.

Ox: True love is what I want the most.

Fat Short Order Cook: I just jerked off in your French toast.

Mitch: God, we're pathetic. How are we ever going to get laid before graduation?

Ox: Mitch, we're freshman.

Richard Vernon: ...Your mother was a...?

Mitch: Ho.

Richard Vernon: He was a famous clown.

Mitch: Bobo.

Ox: Mitch cut it out

[mouthing the word]

Ox: stop

Ox: What's room service?

Calvin Cambridge: Well, you're in a hotel room, and you pick up the phone. You dial 6. You tell them what foods you want, and they send it up

[beat]

Calvin Cambridge: for free!

Ox: Knock, knock!

Sergeant Moses Hightower: Who's there?

Ox: Buu!

Sergeant Moses Hightower: Buu, who?

Ox: Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!

[Hightower lets go of Ox]

Sergeant Moses Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!

[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]