Ove Quotes in En man som heter Ove (2015)

Mähät: I'll tell Anders.

Ove: Go ahead, tell him. If you can make someone who drives an Audi understand. Four zeros on the grill and a fifth at the wheel!

Ove: The dog must stop peeing at our place.

Mähät: Don't listen to the mean old man, Prince. Anders! Did you see that? The old man tried to kill Prince.

Anders: What did you do to the dog?

Ove: That's not a dog. It looks like a winter boot with eyes.

Ove: One thing is certain though: Whatever we do in this life, no one gets out of it alive.

Ove: Some people say that fate is the result of our own foolishness.

Parvaneh: I have thought of one thing.

Ove: Stop Boasting.

Ove: Hey! What are you doing?

Mähät: It scratched Prince.

Ove: Throw another stone and I'll sew a doormat with your mop!

Mähät: It is a chihuahua. And the cat certainly has both rabies and plague.

Ove: Oh, yes. Clearly, you do too. But we do not throw stones at you.

Mähät: You still think you can do whatever you want? Slimy fucking old man. I'll tell Anders.

Ove: Go ahead, tell him. If you can make someone who drives an Audi understand. Four zeros on the grill and a fifth at the wheel. If that dog pees in our area again, I'll electrify it. Idiot!

Ove: I thought, I should pay back the money.

Sonja: Wouldn't it be nicer if you invite me to dinner?

Parvaneh: I just thought of something.

Ove: Stop bragging.

Ove: They say the brain works faster as it is dying. As if the outside world is moving in slow motion.

Ove: One thing is certain. Whatever we do in this life, we will not live past it.

Ove: [Parvaneh finishing parallel parking] Well done. Switch the engine off. Now you know how to park as well.

Parvaneh: What do you mean, "well done"? I just bumped into a car.

Ove: So what? It was just a Volvo.