Ouda Quotes in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Ace: [smiling nervously] Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know!

[face quickly turns serious]

Ace: We should head back now.

Fulton Greenwall: Don't you think you should investigate?

Ace: There's no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man.

Fulton Greenwall: But I thought you said...

Ace: It's DARK! I could fall into a precipice!

Ouda: [hands him a torch] Here! Take this

Ace: Spank you, Helpy Helperton.

Ouda: [Ace has been hit in both legs by spears] Are your legs sore? Do you want me to carry you?

Ace: That's alright, I have an incredibly high threshold for pain

Ace: [is hit in the butt by dart] *Holy Monkey!*

Ace: [Ouda is translating to the Wachootoo] Did you just refer to me as "White Devil"?

Ouda: This how they know you.

Ace: Leave that part out from now on.

Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.

Ouda: It's made from guano.

Ace: Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?

[Ace starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]

Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings.

[Ace drops the bowl, spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]

Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village.

Ace: Yummie!

Ouda: [the entire tribe is laughing at Ace, after he's gotten a spear stuck in his leg] Chief says you make him laugh! You are like sissy girl!