Otis the Cow Quotes in Barnyard (2006)

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Otis the Cow Quotes:

  • Otis the Cow: That's what you call boy tipping...

  • Otis the Cow: [Miles has kicked the farmer unconscious a third time] WILL YOU... STOP... DOING... THAT?

    Miles the Mule: Well, unless you get him a blindfold, I'm gonna kick him!

  • Freddy the Ferret: [the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!

    Otis the Cow: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.

    Miles the Mule: He's a vegan! God bless him.

    Pig the Pig: And, uh, what is a vegan again?

    Freddy the Ferret: Oh, I know this one...

    Pip the Mouse: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.

    Peck the Rooster: No, no, that's a vegetarian.

    Pig the Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

    Duke the Dog: That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!

    Pip the Mouse: You can't eat cheese?

    Bessy the Cow: It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.

    Peck the Rooster: Cake?

    Pig the Pig: Cake has egg products...

    Pip the Mouse: But you can't have any dairy!

    Freddy the Ferret: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

    Pig the Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.

    [the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]

    Otis the Cow: WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?

    Miles the Mule: It's not like we have a lot of options.

  • Ben the Cow: Grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again, the purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.

    Otis the Cow: [Otis cellphone] HELLO MOTO!

    [start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]

    Gopher: Hey, Otis!

    [giggles]

    Gopher: Listen, I think your Nikes are...

    Otis the Cow: [whispering] Yeah, this, really isn't the best time...

  • Daisy the Cow: [feels her stomach] Oh, my... I think, the baby's coming!

    Otis the Cow: WHAT?

    Daisy the Cow: [giggles] I made you jump.

    Otis the Cow: Oh, thank you. Very much. I swallowed my cud!

    Daisy the Cow: [laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so... beautiful...

    Otis the Cow: My cud?

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