Other Teenage Boy Quotes in Lovely & Amazing (2001)

Teenage Boy: [entering photo store] Hey, Splooge! Splooge! The pictures ready yet? You probably splooged all over them, didn't you? You like the one of Jennifer topless, don't you?

Jordan: Yeah, was that before or after her boob job?

Teenage Boy: Oh! Real perceptive for "cock boy."

Jordan: Fuck you.

Teenage Boy: Oh! One hour photo boy said "fuck you!"

Jordan: Yeah, well some of us have to work, dickwad!

Other Teenage Boy: Work? Does that include splooging all over pictures of my girlfriend?

Jordan: I didn't look at them. I didn't splooge on them. I hate you.