Osama bin Laden Quotes in Postal (2007)
Osama bin Laden Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Osama bin Laden: Uwe Boll may be an infidel, but he made a very funny film.
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Osama bin Laden: [on the walkie-talkie] The fat man is at the buffet.
Mohammed: What?
Osama bin Laden: I repeat: the fat man is at the buffet.
Mohammed: What the fuck are you talking about?
Osama bin Laden: The van is here you idiot.
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Osama bin Laden: I'm telling you, Mohammed, I've seen that gas station before. We're lost.
Mohammed: We're not lost. All gas stations look alike in this country. What is wrong with you?
Osama bin Laden: Would you just stop to ask for directions?
Mohammed: Would you get off my back? I'm doing the best I can, okay?
Osama bin Laden: I should be driving.
Mohammed: Oh, so you can do everything around here, huh? Be the head of an organization and also be the driver? What is wrong with you?
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Osama bin Laden: I'm gonna go watch Oprah.
Mohammed: [as Osama is leaving] She's looking good these days. The diet is working!
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Osama bin Laden: Write me up an e-mail, tell me what pipe you're talkin' about and I'll blow it all the way to Mecca.
George W. Bush: I really appreciate it. I'll ask Laura to type that out. You know me and spelling and all...
[laughs]
Osama bin Laden: Later...
[hangs up; to Taliban]
Osama bin Laden: Jihad!
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Mohammed: Where are the fucking keys? They gotta be somewhere.
Osama bin Laden: I thought you had the keys?
Mohammed: [searches for the keys in his clothes] You know, sometimes it helps recreating your steps.
Osama bin Laden: [finds the keys in his clothes] Mohammed!
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Osama bin Laden: They're not listening to me anymore, Mohammed. I tell them about Allah and glory and what do I get? What do i get all the damn time?
Mohammed: Virgins...
Osama bin Laden: Dingdingdingdingdingding! Nobody wants to die anymore unless they get virgins.
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Klansman: Hi, I'm a Klansman. I hate niggers, Jews, and fags, but I love Bryan Lewis!
[Cuts To Video Tape Of Osama Bin Laden]
Osama Bin Laden: Yo yo wassup I'm Osama Bin Laden. I hate America but I love Bryan Lewis.
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Characters on Postal (2007)
- Uncle Dave
- Uwe Boll
- Old Lady in Audience
- Officer Greg
- Officier John
- Blither
- Recorder
- Official Licenced Krotchy Doll
- Mohammed
- Mob Member
- Vince Desiderio
- Verne Troyer
- Super-Impose
- Mob Leader
- Nassira
- Habib
- Asif
- Nabi
- Official Licensed Krotchy Doll
- Candidate Wells
- Morning show host Bob
- Harry the Wheelchair Guy
- Panhandler
- Bitch
- Ass-Kissing Employee
- George W. Bush
- Taliban
- Retarded Taliban
- D.O.O.M. member
- Osama Bin Ladin
- Other Talibans
- Reporter Gayle
- Security Guard #1
- Election Poster
- Sign on door to Taliban hide-out
- Speaker
- Mitzi