Orin Boyd Quotes in Exit Wounds (2001)

Chief Hinges: I'm not going to send you to Vietnam, Mr. Boyd. I'm going to send you the Fifteenth.

Orin Boyd: Oh, that shit hole.

Chief Hinges: You'll fit right in.

[Orin is leaving the Anger Management class and sees some punks trying to pick the lock on his truck]

Orin Boyd: What am I, a shit magnet?

[Orin sneaks up on T.K. who is watching a drug deal go down]

Orin Boyd: Bird watching?

T.K. Johnson: Aw, no man. You know, just checking on my old lady. You know, keeping tabs on her.

Orin Boyd: Women. You can't trust 'em.

T.K. Johnson: Not as far as I can throw her ass... and she a big bitch.

Linda, Anger Management Therapist: Mr. Boyd, denial is a classic symptom of unhealthy rage. Okay? So why don't you just stand up, and tell us a bit about yourself. Mr. Boyd. Mr. Boyd, please.

Orin Boyd: I'd like to make something very clear: I don't have rage. I'm a happy guy. You see this face? This is a happy face. You'll be lucky to be as happy as I am.

Orin Boyd: [to Linda] You see how happy I make others?

Frank Daniels: Look Orin. We're known each other a long time. On one hand I'm your friend, on the other I'm your boss. Now as your friend, you don't follow orders. You're unmanageable. Hell, you don't even obey the law, and you don't think before you act. And now as your boss, you're fired.

Orin Boyd: Just like that.

[Boyd throws the Vice President over a bridge]

Orin Boyd: I'm sorry sir. I got to do this.

Vice President: Shit! I can't swim.

Linda, Anger Management Therapist: Mr. Boyd, I believe that you were sent to us because of work related stress, aggression towards authority figures, and an all-round lack of discipline.

Orin Boyd: I'm fine. You can move on. Other people want to say something.

Orin Boyd, Thug: Junior, having a tough time? Look, you got to get in and out quick. I'm an expert at this. I could do that in a blink of an eye.

Thug: Well why don't you show us?

Orin Boyd: Watch.

[clicks his keychain unlock button]

Orin Boyd: Just like that, see?

Thug: You a magician?

Orin Boyd: Yeah, you want me to show you how to pull a rabbit out of your ass?

Trish: Hey, what are you doing?

Orin Boyd: I'm a cop, it's alright.

Trish: Since when do cops make things okay?

T.K. Johnson: Yeah, man! Since when do cops make... Man, that shit hurts.

George Clark: Did you really beat a suspect unconscious with a dead cat?

Orin Boyd: No.

George Clark: No?

Orin Boyd: The cat wasn't dead.

Orin Boyd: What do you think you're doing?

Lady In Car: I'm already in the intersection!

Orin Boyd: Next time you see a cop blow a whistle, pay attention.

Lady In Car: Blow this.

SWAT Team Member: This was taken a few minutes ago at the Police evidence locker.

SWAT Team Member: Whenever there's large quantities of narcotics, they keep it here at Piper Tech's main vault.

SWAT Team Member: Yeah, there were six guys. They wore masks and their voices were altered.

Orin Boyd: How much did they take?

SWAT Team Member: About fifty kilos of heroin.

Matt Montini: So what happened here?

Orin Boyd: Property vault was hit. Fifty kilos of heroin stolen.

Matt Montini: Shit, someone's having a big party tonight.

Orin Boyd: Good evening, Commander.

Annette Mulcahy: What are you doing here Boyd?

Orin Boyd: You said you wanted to see me.

Annette Mulcahy: In my office, not here.

Orin Boyd: Yeah, but I'm here now. So let's talk.

Mulcahy's Date: I'm sorry, but we were actually right in the middle.

Orin Boyd: Why don't you take a walk?

Orin Boyd: You used to work for Internal Affairs.

Annette Mulcahy: Yeah.

Orin Boyd: Out of all the people around you, how'd you know who you could trust?

Latrell Walker: I made my father a promise before he died. I promised that I would always be my brother's keeper. I keep my promises.

Orin Boyd: Where'd you promise to meet these boys?

Latrell Walker: Frederick's Cleaners. After midnight.

Orin Boyd: Strutt, Useldinger, Montini, they're all dirty.

Annette Mulcahy: Look, are you positive about this? What proof do you have?