Orderly Quotes in Outpost in Morocco (1949)


Orderly Quotes:

  • Bamboule: Knowing the captain, I'd look for him in some nice, cool room with a sultry lady.

    Orderly: There are so many sultry ladies in Tesket.

    Bamboule: Uh huh. Interesting problem, isn't it?

  • Orderly: Who are you today, Doc? Einstein?

    Lord John Whorfin: Lord John Whorfin. If there's one thing I hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else.

  • Moe: [Moe and Curly have just come from a hospital dressing room disguised as nurses; Larry is wearing a doctor's lab coat] That the best you can do? You're scaring the customers.

    Curly: I'm sorry, I didn't bring my false eyelashes.

    Larry: [Moe tears part of Larry's eyebrows from his forehead] Owww! Hey! What's the big idea?

    Moe: Mind your business.

    Curly: [Moe applies the eyebrows he tore off Larry's forehead to Curly's eyes] No, Moe - what are you - Ooh, ooh!

    Moe: [Curly grunts as Moe affixes the eyebrows] Hold still. There you go, there.

    Curly: Oh...

    [Curly chuckles]

    Curly: Hmm, hmm.

    Moe: Now go on over to that information desk and find out where the hubby's room is, hurry.

    Larry: [Larry imitates a crooner by singing into the stethoscope] Buh-ba-ba-boo, buh-ba-ba-boo, buh-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-ba...

    Moe: Let me see that, ohh...

    [Moe hits the part of the stethoscope used for listening to heartbeats with a rubber doctor's mallet, Larry hears a loud, reverberating thud in the stethoscope's earpieces]

    Larry: Owww!

    Curly: [disguised as a nurse] Excuse me, dreamsicle, that patient that got hit with a bus, what room is he in?

    Orderly: That would be 386.

    Curly: Okay, thank you.

    Orderly: [the orderly takes Curly's wrist] Say, I haven't noticed you around here before. I like curvy woman.

    Curly: [Curly giggles, holding a hand fan] Oh, I bet you say that to all the gals.

    Orderly: What do you say, me and you go out Saturday night, grab some falafel and couple of pops? Huh?

    Curly: [Curly giggles] Why wait, when you can have a pop right now?

    [Curly slaps the orderly, leaving him with an amorous, love-smitten smile on his face]

  • Muriel: And you know who'll be there, don't you? Indians! Loads of them, with brown faces and black hearts, reeking of curry! I mean you never see just one, do you? They travel in packs, makes it easier to rob you blind!

    [the orderly stops pushing her]

    Muriel: What are you doing?

    Orderly: [stops pushing her wheelchair] I think you can make it from here.

    Muriel: But you're supposed to take me home!

    Orderly: [walking off] My wife is from Mumbai.

    Muriel: Well don't blame me, me mate, you married her!

  • Orderly: Lexie, one of your kids is on the phone.

    Lexie Coop: Which one?

    Orderly: Oh, I don't know. Pez? Twinkie? One of 'em.

  • [last lines]

    Orderly: How are you doing today, Emily?

    Emily Taylor: [gazing out window] Better. Much better.

  • Orderly: She knew.

    John Klein: What?

    Orderly: She was drawing angels.

  • Surgeon Maj. Reynolds: You know this boy?

    Orderly: Name is Cole, sir. He's a paper hanger.

    Surgeon Maj. Reynolds: Well, he's a dead paper hanger now.

  • Orderly: This guy ain't dangerous. He may be off his rails a bit, but he ain't nothing. And if he wants to call himself Santa Claus, then God bless him.

  • Orderly: How long have you been working here?

    Intern: I just started working Sunday.

    Orderly: You like your job?

    Intern: Yeah, it's fine.

    Orderly: Well, when you've seen what I've seen, you'll soon change your mind. Hey listen, after two months of working here, you'll start to feel like an old man. Guys like you won't last five minutes. Hey, there's this guy down the hall in the burn center I'd like you to see. After you see this guy, you'll never want to come back in here again. Man, this guy is so burned, he's cooked! A fucking Big Mac, overdone! You know what I mean? And, it's a miracle that he's still alive. If it was me, I'd prefer to be dead. No way I'd want to be this freak. He's a monster, man! I've been working here 10 years and I'm telling you, I've never seen anything like this.

    Intern: Listen, I've got to be...

    Orderly: Come on, in here, man.

    Intern: Look, I've got to go.

    Orderly: Hey, you want to be a doctor, right? This is what you've got to see. This is where it's at!

  • Jake: [Lights flicker]

    Jake: She's here...

    Jake: [Kayako's death rattle is heard]

    Jake: No! She's here! Let me out, she's here!

    Jake: [Jake waves his hands at the camera to try to get the guard's attention]

    Jake: [Kayako's hands grab Jake's wrists]

    Jake: [Kayako breaks Jake's wrists and throws him around the room, much to the confusion of the guard]

    Orderly: [Picks up phone] Dr Sullivan? You better get down there.

    Sullivan: [Opens Jake's cell door and gasps in horror and disgust at Jake's mangled corpse]

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