Operator Quotes in Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
[Eggsy calls the number on the back of his medallion]
Operator: Customer complaints. How may I help you?
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Um, my name's Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, um, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek; I'm in an urban police station and my mom said to call this number if ever I needed help...
Operator: I'm sorry, sir. Wrong number.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Wait, wait... Oxfords not Brogues?
Operator: Your complaint has been duly noted, and we hope that we've not lost you as a loyal customer.
Operator: Stark Secure Server: now transferring to all known receivers.
Tony Stark: Pepper, it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time, so... first off. I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. Also, it's Christmas time. The rabbit's too big. Done. Sorry. And I'm sorry in advance because... I can't come home yet.
Tony Stark: I need to find this guy. You gotta stay safe. That's all I know. I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.
Operator: Central Dispatch.
Lt. Jim Bravura: This is Jim Bravura. I.A. What unit is responding to the Aesir call?
Lt. Jim Bravura: The Aesir building! You mean nobody's called anything in yet?
Operator: Would you like to report an incident?
Lt. Jim Bravura: Hell, yes, I'd like to report somethin'! We have machine gun fire in Midtown!
Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Operator, get me Washington.
Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: D.C.
Operator: 9-1-1 Emergency.
Party Crasher: Hello there! It's me - again! Well, what can I say? I'm about to crash another party.
Mike Rogers: Yeah, who is this?
Operator: I have a collect call from Travis Walton. Will you accept the charges?
Katie Rogers: You know, just hang up the phone.
Mike Rogers: I'll accept it.
Operator: Go ahead, sir.
Travis Walton: Mike!
Mike Rogers: Travis?
Travis Walton: Help me!
[On the phone with an operator]
Susan: I was just speaking to my party before you so rudely interrupted me... for God's sake!
Operator: You cannot speak to me in that tone of voice. I am a high school graduate.
Susan: [Slams down the phone] Oh, those operators are so damn stupid.
Operator: Do you accept a collect call from...
Claire Foster: ''Oh my god, this phone smells like urine!''
Katy: Yes, yes. I accept.
Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic] Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm.
Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.
[talking to operator about Monica]
Toninho: But she's quite unique! She's 5'10, braids, great legs and... she's a man!
Operator: In San Francisco, that is not unique!
Operator: I'm sorry, madam. Your party's been disconnected.
Prudence Trabert Steckler: MY party never got started.
Operator: Good afternoon. What service do you require?
Dan Starkey: EVERY FUCKING SERVICE!
[first lines, FBI Agent Wesley Doyle walks into the FBI headquarters]
Agent Wesley Doyle: What's that ambulance doing out there?
Operator: I don't know, I'll check it out.
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