Oolong Quotes in Dragon Ball Z: Doragon bôru Z - Kami to Kami (2013)
Oolong Quotes:
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Birusu: Madam Bulma.
Bulma: Yes?
Birusu: I apologize for causing trouble.
Bulma: Besides that, apologize for hitting me!
[pause]
Birusu: I apologize.
Oolong: [to Bulma] Are you out of your mind?
Birusu: If it's all right, please invite me to another party.
Bulma: Only if you promise not to run wild.
Birusu: I understand. But next time, I want to try that dish pudding.
Bulma: I'll have tons served up. But don't say it tastes awful after eating it!
Birusu: If it tastes awful, I'll destroy the Earth!
Son Gokû: Then we'll fight again, Lord Beerus!
-- Oolong -
Bulma: [flirtatious] Hey, Lord Beerus...
Oolong: It won't work, not from a middle-aged woman!
Bulma: Shut up!
-- Oolong -
[last lines]
Son Gokû: [laughs] Oh, yeah, Vegeta, when Bulma got hit, you screamed "My Bulma!" and became a great Super Saiyan!
Bulma: I felt so loved!
Vegeta: [embarassed] I don't remember saying such a thing! But, back then, I definitely exceeded your power!
Son Gokû: Yeah, without a doubt! Next time, when we're fighting someone, I'll ask them to hit Bulma!
Bulma: HEY!
[slaps Goku]
Piccolo: When Vegeta did that, you shouldn't have been there... you'd already arrived, and watched from a distance!
Bulma: Goku?
Oolong: [jumps on Goku] You bastard, are you serious? Everyone was getting battered!
Son Gokû: I'm sorry, I was trying to find a strategy to match him... but there was nothing I could think of!
Vegeta: Bulma, slap him two, no THREE more times!
Bulma: Yes, sir!
Son Gokû: I'm sorry! I regret it!
-- Oolong -
[English dub]
Beerus: Look, I like your planet, or rather I've enjoyed myself enough to not despise it entirely. I'll give you one last chance to save yourselves. I nominate you!
[points at Oolong]
Beerus: Yes, I'm singling you out, Porky!
Oolong: Who, ME?
Beerus: [licks his lips] That's right, the one who looks so delicious...
Oolong: [freaked out] He wants my bacon...
Beerus: Come a little closer, won't you?
Oolong: I taste awful! I don't exercise, I eat nothing but junk!
Beerus: All you have to do is play a game of Paper Rock Scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust!
Oolong: He's kidding, right?
Krillin: I guess it's a universal game!
Oolong: Don't make me, I suck at Paper Rock Scissors!
Puar: This is great! It's your big break, Oolong! You've never had a chance to be important before! But don't lose, because if we die it'll be all your fault!
Oolong: You're not helping, Puar!
Yamcha: [whispers to Oolong] Hey, wait a second... I figured it out! I know why he picked you as his opponent, Oolong, it makes sense! This guy thinks you're just an ordinary pig with ordinary pig hooves! And a pig hoof could only make Scissors, so he'd win every time with Rock! But you're not a pig, are you? You're a pig MAN! You've got fingers, you can throw all the signs! He's gonna draw Rock for sure, Oolong, I know it! All you have to do is draw Paper, and you'll win!
Oolong: [encouraged] Stupid cat alien, thinking he's got me pegged... I'll make him sorry!
Beerus: Are you ready, pig?
Oolong: You bet!
Beerus: On three...
Beerus, Oolong: One, two, three!
[Oolong draws Paper... and Beerus draws Scissors, which beats Paper]
Beerus: You fools, don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!
-- Oolong -
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BULMA!
Oolong: 38 is crazy old!
Bulma: SHUT UP!
-- Oolong -
Master Roshi: Broccoli, just give it up! It's all over!
Oolong: Very tough. But his name's Broly.
-- Oolong -
Goku: I'm giving you this chance to leave quietly. I don't wanna settle this thing with violence, but you must understand, if you stay, you will leave me with no choice but to fight.
Oolong: [Facing in the opposite direction from an army of Cooler's robots] Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Get the picture metalheads? Outta here or it's the scrap heap!
Yajirobe: Hey, that way, tough guy!
Oolong: Wha-? What're you crazy? You want 'em to hear me?
-- Oolong -
Oolong: I'm allergic to fear... you know. Please, let's go home.
-- Oolong -
Chi Chi: Gohan, I love you sweetie!
Gohan: [embarrassed] Mom, not so loud!
Bulma: You own this, Trunks! Get 'em, and then we can go on vacation!
Trunks: [to himself, embarrassed] Tactful as always, Mother.
Oolong: Krillin, don't get yourself killed!
Krillin: [to himself, annoyed] Oh, I'll survive. Then, it's bacon time.
-- Oolong -
Oolong: I seriously hope you didn't tell anyone where we were going. I don't want 'em crampin' ma style.
Gohan: I promise Oolong. I didn't tell anyone.
-- Oolong -
[after getting punched by Monkey Boy]
Oolong: It hurts, you know!... I've been king of this land for years, and nobody's ever hit me! Let me tell you, it feels like I got hit by a cow and two goats, plus three horses!... Run away! Or I'll come and eat you alive, you know! Go on, run!
-- Oolong -
Turtle Man: [cackles] My pretty little lady, do you want to have this Dragon Pearl?
[holds out his own Pearl]
Bulma: If you're willing to part with it, of course I'll take it!
Turtle Man: I'm gonna let you have it, but... uh... you have to do something for it!
Bulma: So what do you want?
Turtle Man: I've been living on this remote island for all my life, and I've never seen a girl as pretty as you! So I... so I... well... I want... I want to see you without any clothes on!
Oolong: How dare you, you dirty old man! How can you think of something as low as that?
Son Goku: Master, that's too much!
Turtle Man: Hey, kid, sex is human nature!
-- Oolong -
Oolong: Why should he see your body, huh? You deserve to reserve it for me!
-- Oolong -
Oolong: [chasing Jen-Jen] You're a pretty girl. I want you to be my wife!
Pansy: I don't want to marry you, you're too ugly! Anyway I'm too young to be married!
Oolong: Never mind! I'll keep you till you grow up! When you're grown up, then you can marry me!
Pansy: No! Get away from me!
Oolong: Either you'll marry me, or I'll eat you up!
-- Oolong -
[Monkey Boy and Piggy are shot at by a stranger]
Son Goku: Who are you?
Miss Snow White: This is my master Mr Westwood! And me, I'm Miss Snow White!
Oolong: [to Monkey Boy] He's the bandit of the West! His kung-fu's good, and this is his territory! He'll kill you, unless he takes all your money!
Yamcha: I'm glad you know. So leave your valuables! Then I'll spare your lives!
Oolong: Oh, no... You got money?
Son Goku: What's money?
Oolong: Oh God... Hey, your kung-fu's good. So you can beat him?
Son Goku: Of course I can!
Oolong: [to Westwood] We got money, but you can't have it, so there!
Yamcha: Then I'll send you to hell!
[starts shooting]
-- Oolong -
Pansy: [to Monkey Boy] He's a monster!
Oolong: Little boy, keep out of this! Don't you know that this girl is my bride-to-be?
Son Goku: Bride? Hey, what's a bride-to-be?
Bulma: You silly boy, don't you even know that?
-- Oolong -
Oolong: Sir, I'm very good at kissing asses, you know that? I can make you feel very special!
Son Goku: I don't like people kissing my ass.
Oolong: That's okay, I've got other skills! And one of them is: I know magic! I can change into other things, and if you're bored, I can change into ANYTHING!
-- Oolong -
Oolong: I just can't resist pretty girls like YOU! I just can't control myself!
[chases Jen Jen and Seetou]
-- Oolong -
Oolong: All right, I'm going now!
[changes into a bat and flies off]
Son Goku: You won't get away!
[chases him]
-- Oolong -
Bulma: Hey, I've got an idea...
Bulma: [to Piggy] You strip for him!
Oolong: HUH? ME strip for HIM? If I took off all my clothes, he wouldn't want to look even if I paid him!
Bulma: I mean that you change into me. Then he'll think he's looking at me, when he's actually looking at you!
Son Goku: That's great? Did you hear that?
Oolong: Huh? You want ME to bare all for that sex maniac?... Okay, but you gotta pay too!
Bulma: What do YOU want?
Oolong: Well, he'll see the top... I'll see the bottom!
Bulma: Listen, Piggy, when you change into me, you'll be able to see the whole body.
Oolong: Oh, yeah! How come I'm so stupid? I'll change right now!
-- Oolong -
Oolong: [about the Turtle Man] He's a real master of magic, and his kung-fu's the best there is! But... he's a sex maniac. He's many times worse than me!
-- Oolong -
Son Goku: Why didn't you tell us you had a Pearl?
Oolong: My teacher told me not to tell anyone!
Turtle Man: Where is your teacher?
Oolong: Oh, he's very famous! Everybody knows him, including every dog, and even every cat, because...
Turtle Man: [knocks his head] Just say it!
Oolong: The Pig Fairy! My teacher said if I showed the Pearl, people would steal it! He said I must find you guys! That's why I used Jade to meet up with you! I think, now the time is right, so I showed the Pearl to you!
-- Oolong -
Son Goku: Oh, now you've changed into a fatty!
Oolong: This is my original form! I'm the 91st descendant of the Pig Fairy, sir! They call me the Pig-Headed Wizard!
Son Goku: The Pig Fairy? Well, I'm the 91st descendant of the Monkey King!
Oolong: Oh, so that explains the pole... your ancestor and my ancestor were brothers, so that makes US brothers!
-- Oolong -
[a shadowy form flaps around]
Son Goku: What's that?
Oolong: [looks around] What am I doing HERE? Brother, let's go! Hurry!
-- Oolong -
Turtle Man: But then, why'd Westwood tell me one of you wanted to fight me?
Son Goku, Bulma, Oolong, Pansy: WESTWOOD?
-- Oolong -
Oolong: [seeing Turtle Man dance] He must have magic in those shorts!
-- Oolong -
[Piggy disguises himself as Seetou]
Oolong: Darling...
Turtle Man: So, have you made a decision yet?
Oolong: [seductively] Oh, yes I have...
Turtle Man: Oh...?
Oolong: Come here!
[Roshi lets out a whoop and starts to dance with Seetou]
-- Oolong -
[a turtle shell is seen floating on the water]
Pansy: Master!
Bulma: Master!
Oolong: Master, you're still alive!
Turtle Man: [wading out of the ocean, half-naked] Are you kidding? Nobody can get rid of ME that easily!... But still, my house is destroyed, and my Dragon Pearl stolen! These people will not get away with this!
-- Oolong -
Turtle Man: So, then, every one of us here all have a relationship with a Dragon Pearl, is that right?
[everyone agrees]
Son Goku: [to Piggy] Hey, you don't!
Oolong: Uh... you're right! I don't have a Dragon Pearl, I've no relationship with it...
-- Oolong -
Bulma: Wow! Check it out! The Dragon Balls should be right below us, guys!
Oolong: Oh, great, it's at the bottom of the ocean.
Yamcha: Too bad we didn't bring our swimsuits.
Oolong: Known fact: Pigs don't float, I'm off the hook.
-- Oolong
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