Olsen Quotes in The Man with Two Brains (1983)
Olsen: Doctor, were you interested in science as a child?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I don't know if I was interested so much in the science as I was in the slime that goes along with it. Snakes and frogs. When I saw how slimy the human brain was, I knew that's what I wanted to do with the rest of my life.
Olsen: [Dr. Hruhruhurr places a doll resembling Rebecca on the dash board] Is that her?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: No. That's just a statue of her.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Would you read that back to me? I'm afraid that might make me sound pompous to your readers.
Olsen: 'My brilliant research in brain transplantation is unsurpassed, and will probably make my name live beyond eternity'.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Well, that's all right. Take out the 'probably'. It makes me sound wishy-washy.
Olsen: I appreciate you letting me observe that brain operation today.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It would have been more complicated if it had needed one but since you wanted to observe my technique...
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