Oliver Wood Quotes in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)


Oliver Wood Quotes:

  • Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?

    Harry: A little.

    Oliver Wood: That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.

    Harry: What happened?

    Oliver Wood: I, uh, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later.

  • [about the Bludgers]

    Oliver Wood: Nasty little buggers.

  • [showing Harry the Golden Snitch]

    Harry: I like this ball.

    Oliver Wood: Ah, you like it now. Just wait. It's wicked fast, and damn near impossible to see.

    Harry: What do I do with it?

    Oliver Wood: You catch it, before the other team's seeker. You catch this, the game's over. You catch this, Potter, and we win.

  • Oliver Wood: We play our game, Hufflepuff doesn't stand a chance. We're stronger, quicker and smarter.

    Fred Weasley: And not to mention they're dead scared that Harry'll petrify them if they fly anywhere near him.

    Oliver Wood: Well, that too.

  • Oliver Wood: I don't believe it! Where you think you're going, Flint?

    Marcus Flint: Qudditch practice!

    Oliver Wood: I booked the pitch for Gryffindor today.

    Marcus Flint: Easy, Wood. I've got a note.

    Ron: Uh-oh. I smell trouble.

    Oliver Wood: "I, Professor Severus Snape do hereby give the Slytherin team permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker." You've got a new seeker? Who?

    [Malfoy steps out from behind the crowd]

    Harry Potter: Malfoy?

    Draco Malfoy: That's right. And that's not all that's new this year.

    [shows everyone the new brooms]

    Ron: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get those?

    Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father.

    Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.

    Hermione Granger: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.

    Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!

    Ron: You'll pay for that one Malfoy! Eat slugs!

    [Ron 's jinx backfires, hitting him in his chest and knocking him several feet backwards. The Gryffindor team and Hermione run to his side]

    Hermione Granger: You okay, Ron? Say something!

    [Ron opens his mouth and coughs up a huge slug and Colin Creevey begins snapping away with his camera]

    Colin Creevey: Wow! Can you turn him around Harry?

    Harry Potter: No Colin! Get out of the way!

  • Oliver Wood: We're going to train longer, harder, and stronger.

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