Oliver Larding Quotes in Theater of Blood (1973)

Oliver Larding: Lionheart!

[gulps]

Oliver Larding: Impossible!

Edward Lionheart: No, Larding! So, this critic slept through my Richard, did he? No doubt because you supped too much, you drunken hog. You may know that in Richard III, Clarence... and I do want you to try out for that part, Larding... was drowned in a vat of wine!

Oliver Larding: No!

[the tramps grab him and begin to drown him in a barrel]

Edward Lionheart: Excellent, Larding, I'll make an actor of you yet.