Old Man McCoy Quotes in Ed Wood (1994)

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: ...and then, Dr. Vornoff falls into the pit, and his own octupus attacks and eats him. The end.

Old Man McCoy: Whew! That's quite a story.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes.

Old Man McCoy: So, uh, you made the movie, and now you wanna make it again?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No. We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds.

Old Man McCoy: Oh, son, you're too vague.

[Yells to one of his butchers]

Old Man McCoy: BILLY BOB! You're cuttin' em too lean.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Mr. McCoy. How can I make you happy?

Old Man McCoy: [Spits] Okay. Two things. Number one: I want the movie to end with a big explosion. Sky full of smoke.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes. But it ends with Dr. Vornoff falling into the pit.

Old Man McCoy: Not any more. Number two: I got a son. Little slow, but a good boy, and somethin' tells me he'd make a helluva leadin' man.