Old Man Dunphy Quotes in Outside Providence (1999)

[last lines]

Old Man Dunphy: So, Dildo, whatever happened to that girlfriend of yours?

Timothy Dunphy: She's goin' to Brown University next year.

Old Man Dunphy: Brown University? They got one of those in Providence, you know.

Timothy Dunphy: There's only one, pop.

Old Man Dunphy: [laughs] You hot shit. How do you think she's gonna like ridin' around Providence in this shitbox?

Jackie Dunphy: She's gonna be Mrs. Dildo!

Timothy Dunphy, Old Man Dunphy: Shut up, you little hard-on.

Timothy Dunphy: What's a prep school?

Old Man Dunphy: It's to prepare you for not getting your neck broke by me.

Old Man Dunphy: Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.

Old Man Dunphy: What are you two knuckleheads up to?

Tim: Going out.

Old Man Dunphy: What you gonna do?

Tim: Hang around.

Old Man Dunphy: When you gonna come back?

Tim: Later.

Old Man Dunphy: Now, was that so hard?